23 Chelmsford, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I'm so sarcastic at times that sometimes even I don't know if I'm being serious.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a writer mostly. At the moment I'm working my way through a series of children's books about a mouse called Norty Nibbols.
I’m really good at
Self deprecation?
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm one of those really annoying people who usually turns up somewhere in a suit when other people turn up in jeans.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Stephen King, Dan Brown, Grumpy Guide to Christmas

Movies: As an ex-film student I should like fancy films but love a good chick flick. I think I own every film Hugh Grant's ever been in...

Shows: How I Met Your Mother, House, Adventure Time. Simpsons never gets old.

Music: Rock mostly but I'm open to anything.

Food: Fussy eater but love a good steak or a burger. I'm a complete Carnivore.
The six things I could never do without
Tea (so much tea)
An endless supply of rom-coms
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Do dogs know they're dogs? Like, are they self aware or do they just exist as a fluffy ball of joy?
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting beaten up at karate.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a life-sized cardboard cut-out of myself in my bedroom... Don't ask.
You should message me if
You want to. Hey, I'm up for a chat.