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My self-summary
If Matthew Perry weren't famous or over weight, and was a bit more crass, then he would have been me.

My name's Todd. I'm 27 and live in Richardson. I'm real laid back and easy to get a long with. I like to do a little bit of everything, but not too much of anything. If that makes sense. I like to go out to bars but not all the time. I workout but I'm not a body builder. I like to play video games but I'm not a SUPER-NERD.

I've done and been through a lot in my few short years on this planet and I'm really open about everything. People often tell me that they feel like they've known me forever after we talk for a bit. I have that "psychologist/counselor" demeanor. I don't judge people and because of that most people will tell me even their dirtiest secrets right after meeting me.

I'm trustworthy, honest, friendly, and funny. I want to build a solid relationship, one based on mutual respect, interests, laughs and love. I want a life partner who is more than just fun and romance. I want a best friend too. Solid friendship is more important to me than any of the rest of it. As you go through life you'll end up going through different stages of physical appearance and wealth. Without a solid friendship to base a relationship on it will fail. Just look at all the failed marriages and relationships we see in our day to day lives. Love is more than superficial attraction, going out drinking and dancing, and having butter fly's. Our culture focuses on all the wrong things, especially in the media. Real Housewives of Fake Materialistic Asshattery is the perfect example of what is wrong with our planet. If you are that, I am not attracted to that and I do not want that.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently work as a manager for one of the largest pool companies in the metroplex.
I’m really good at
Paintball, Conversation, Massage, Working, Oral Sex, and Pancakes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm skinny and have the same mannerisms as Matthew Perry. Sometimes I cuss a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm not willing to write this essay.
Six things I could never do without
1. Paintball
2. Cynicism
3. Laughter
4. Exercise
5. Friendship
6. My dog 2chains.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to write here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends; might be out with friends for drinks, might be chillin at my house playing video games, maybe just hit the gym, read, and go to bed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I laugh at jokes about people dying and other dark inappropriate things.
You should message me if
You want to. I dig new people, especially interesting people. Also, I like bi-polar chics. Please, if you are bi-polar, message the hell out of me.
The two of us