I could go with one of the standard summaries... "I'm a fun loving guy who likes to hang out with my friends!"
Wait, who doesn't like fun? I'm not Ebenezer Scrooge. And if I didn't like hanging out with those people, then they wouldn't be my friends.
So instead of some generic things, here's an oddly specific list of things about me:
Max number of objects I can juggle: 4, but only for like six seconds, tops
Favorite song to air guitar to: Boston's 'More than a Feeling'
Number of US states visited: 33
Favorite 15-book fantasy series: The Dresden Files (admittedly, that's a pretty narrow category)
Favorite candy: All of them. Except black licorice. Seriously, that's disgusting. What the hell.
Least favorite car crash: that time I was t-boned by a Buick (thankfully, that's a pretty narrow category too)
Favorite small-but-awesome feeling: putting on warm socks right out of the dryer. Awwww yeah
Getting things off tall shelves (the taller you are, the less impressive this becomes)
Some Favorite Movies: The Dark Knight, Apollo 13, Role Models, Edge of Tomorrow, District 9, Blood Diamond, Accepted, The Departed, 50/50, Shaun of the Dead, Oceans 11
Some Favorite TV Shows: The Daily Show, Futurama, Rick and Morty, The Following, Mythbusters, Planet Earth, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Archer
Some Favorite Music People: Jason Mraz, Under the Influence of Giants, Awolnation, Skillet, DJ Shadow, Disturbed, Childish Gambino, Here Come the Mummies
The Observable Universe
Where all my socks keep disappearing to