Timing microwave popcorn perfectly
Regular Jeopardy (not double or final)
Bad picture taking
Randomly singing out loud even if I don't know the lyrics.
Not acting put out when someone ask me to do something I really don't want to do
Fast-forwarding the DVR through commercials
De-friending "acquaintances" on Facebook
Actually reading a profile before looking at the pictures
Pretending I like ALL sports.
Getting your pen to work when you need it.
Pronouncing the word onomatopoeia.
Holding back the giggles when I should even though I want to laugh my butt off.
Movies: I like comedies, and suspense/horror movies; my favorite movie is "The Wizard of Oz" because all the main characters found they had what they thought they lacked (made me think).
Shows: Breaking Bad, Big-Bang Theory, Family Guy, Cops, Intervention, Teenage Aqua Hunger Patrol. I also like to go to plays, live theatre.
Music: Paul Simon, Kimya Dawson, Counting Crows, BNL, Moldy Peaches, Nirvana, but always trying to expand my horizons.
Food: Not a big fan of pasta, but I do like a good mac and cheese, pretty much I am willing to try anything when it comes to food.
Technology and its' accessories: Computer, internet, phone, DVR.
The light bulb.
The cold side of the pillow.
Really read my profile.
Have a library card (well, that could be a fun date)
You are not a convicted felon! First degree misdemeanor is OK
Understand that I have no desire for sexting or cybersex.
Know that a first date is akward for us both.
You can make me laugh.
You are fun, interesting and can carry on a conversation.