37Denver, United States
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My self-summary
First thing's first...I love to laugh. Sometimes at the absolute wrong time. I'm a sucker for a sense of humor and a great smile. I'm originally from Indiana. I moved out to Colorado 10 years ago and I love it here. I work for public schools as a playground inspector (yes it's a real job, mostly construction)
What I’m doing with my life
Awesomely ruining it one spectacular day at a time.
I’m really good at
Currently, I am really good at dorking out in front of my computer screen attempting 3D designing and printing.
In the summer most of my free time is spent whitewater rafting or kayaking. In the winter i like to play indoor lacrosse.
Photography has been an interest for a long time. Why fill your home with other peoples art when you can hang your own. Now I just need more frames.

I excel at making jokes at the absolute wrong time.
Making leftovers into an awesome breakfast/brunch.
The first things people usually notice about me
My great hair style.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Stranger than Fiction, Superbad,princess Bride. The Fall, Zombieland, anything by Kevin Smith or John Hughes.
Enders Game, World War Z, Lamb, the Art of Racing in the Rain, Heart of the Canyon, Shantaram, Good Omens, anything Neil Gaiman
80's, Prince, MJ,Gorillaz, A Tribe Called Quest, Pharcyde, Lyrics Born, Swollen Members, De La Soul, Nightmares on Wax, Flogging Molly, Slightly Stoopid, Pretty Lights, A Lighter Shade of Brown, Paperboy, John Legend, Jefferson Starship, Kenny Loggins, Hall and Oats,... ah too many to name. I spend most of the day listening to NPR or TedTalks.
Sushi, Pho, Thai, BBQ, bread pudding, tiramisu, any seafood, meatloaf! Good cheese, bad cheese (can't hate on nacho cheese), sriracha, shawarma
Six things I could never do without
1. kayak
2. Passport (I need to use it more)
3. Books
4. Sushi
5. Whiskey
6. My friends (this may be last but they are usually around when most of the top 5 are happening)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next adventure is always on my mind. Currently, I'm planning a motorcycle trip through Baja, if anyone wants to join me.
The zombie apocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fridays are for getting all my stuff loaded up and driving to the mountains. I love a night road trip and being at your destination as the sun rises.
At a pub with friends. Not at a nightclub.
Or most likely it's for homework.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really want a pet tortoise.
You should message me if
You love to laugh.
If you can dish it out and take a joke.
You are NOT married, kinda seeing someone, or just looking for a free dinner.
You are willing to try riding on my raft at least once.
You can hang out on the couch and debate who is the better Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
Shenanigans is in your vocabulary.
The two of us