(Please note: I may actually like you. I'm choosing to keep my cards quite close to my chest at this point.)
I've been noticing a few Americans visiting my profile lately, if that's you, "howdy pardner". I'm probably not going to come see you in America because I have a (hopefully irrational) worry that I'm on a CIA watchlist, but hey, if you're coming to the UK hit me up.
I rent a one-bedroom flat. I own (among other things) a television, a George Foreman grill, and a crowbar. I have a gold tooth, but I'm not sure whether I own that or not come to think of it, all property is theft anyway.
This one time I was sat outside watching an ant, and it was carrying a big bit of leaf in its mouth, taking it back to the anthill. I waited til it was just at entrance to the anthill then I pinched the bit of leaf out of its mouth. It looked around for a while, seemingly wondering "where's my leaf gone?", then it turned back and went to find a new bit of leaf. This is probably one of the worst things I've ever done but at the same time I couldn't stop laughing. Thought I'd better disclose this upfront.
I can touch all of my back.
I am good at experiencing the Dunning-Kruger Effect.
I'm exploring transvestitism at the moment! (and hoping to become good at that, although there is a bit of a learning curve in adapting to a new clothing paradigm). Don't message me I guess if you have a problem with a boy wearing a dress, (but also, 'get with the times grandma!', etc.)
If you want to play Pokémon with me, my friend code is 3754-7327-4463. Anyone accepted!
(EDIT: Not really touched Pokémon lately, but will be on it like a car bonnet when Sun/Moon comes out)
((EDIT EDIT: I'm having a great time going on little wander-abouts playing Pokémon Go. Let me know if you have any good hints or want to go gang up on a rival gym (I'm red team).))
(The 'non-monogamous' thing isn't a deal breaker FYI. Just something I'm interested in trying out. Beggars can't be choosers, etc...)
((That being said, in the non-skeeziest way possible, I would like to emphasise that I'd like to meet people who are interested in some kind of casual, sexual arrangement. I suffer with sexual anxiety a bit and if anyone horny and patient likes the idea of (ahem) working that out with me, it would be very appreciated.))
Finally! If I message you and you are just totally not interested, feel free to just ignore me! My attitude to this is that responding just out of politeness is a waste of time for both of us.
K, cheers, I love you, bye.