34Plainfield, United States
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My self-summary
A bit of a human gobstopper. A lot of layers and flavors. Was gonna compare myself to an onion for the whole layers metaphor but I'm somewhat sweeter than an onion. Except maybe vidalia... But only after you cut it up and carmelized the bejesus out of it. I'm better off whole. Quite dichotomous but I think that's where a lot of the balance in my life stems from. I'm a mostly happy self healing realist of a soul lacking some romance and fairly tired of the local bar scene circles.
What I’m doing with my life
Zeroing in
I’m really good at
Tracking stuff
Cracking terribly poorly timed jokes at the right time
Carrying a tune
Hurting myself
Walking it off seeing the silver lining
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes
My scar
My six gun wit
My Irish car bomb and bong hit expertise
My dog
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Most of chuck palahniuk and h.s.t.s' books. Comedies of most types. Adult cartoons; archer and metalocolypse as well as venture bros. for starters. I like all types of music as long as it has some integrity and wasn't just vomited out. I especially like anything with a good intricate rhythm and timing. And some artists on the more obscure side of things. Music can be powerful and I love powerful music...
Six things I could never do without
My dog, the sun, chilly water, the ability to gut laugh, free thought and never taking life anymore seriously than it has to be at the given moment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where to go from here and how to get there without compromising my ideals
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably catching up with a friend or two and/or seeking some laughs somewhere somehow- though as of late just trying to not hibertnate alone
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
that i know im a catch, though i try to hide it and that i have more hippie and redneck in me than i care to admit... balances out though
You should message me if
Youd like to meet a good guy, you know what you like and want, you take care of yourself and you know how to cut loose. Not lookin for anything toooo serious but if thats where things go then im not gonna impede them...
The two of us