33Westland, United States
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My self-summary
I am the type of guy that usually has a smile on his face and 75% of the time there's probably a touch of the mischievous in it!

I love cracking jokes and messing around and I tend to push the boundary on what's appropriate.

I don't stress out easily and I tend to handle stress fairly well when it comes my way.

I love going to microbreweries and trying their beer. I've just recently joined the untappd world and I'm having a blast expanding my beer horizons!

Lastly, and most importantly, I have a five year old son who stays with me half of the week and is a huge part of my life so if that doesn't appeal then push the buttons that make me go away.
What I’m doing with my life
I've been working on the railroad..... yes I often hum and sing that song as I work :) In my free time I'm either cleaning/organizing my house, playing soccer, watching football, working out, playing various video games, watching amazon prime, out drinking beers with the lads and ladettes... it's a word... in my head... much like funner.
I’m really good at
I'm pretty fantastic at soccer as long as the people I'm playing against aren't ;) I'm great at using little smiley guys in text and making up my own meaning of what said face is attempting to express. Reading children's books in funny voices. Singing horribly to songs I love when they are only playing in my head.
The first things people usually notice about me
My magnificent bulge... is what I'd like to put here. Unfortunately it's probably my smile or some stupid shit like that :(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't really know what my favorite book would be so here are some of my favorite authors. Laurel K. Hamilton, Terry Goodkind, Robert Jordan, R.A. Salvatore, Dan Brown... and for all you band wagon bastards who see the trend I will not add George R.R. Martin! He kills everyone I love and makes me sad!

Movies are pretty much typical guy movies minus anything Will Farrell. That guy can sit and spin on a spork.

I'm mostly into rock. Examples of bands are, but not limited to, Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, Nothing More, Seether, etc.

I'm not a foodie so I'll eat whatever.
Six things I could never do without
My legs. Seriously that would suck balls and be horribly depressing for me.
Also, I need at least one hand...
Does that count as two or three?
I'm pretty attached to the convenience of my mobile device.
Pizza is a staple for me as is beer so there's two and I suppose the last is either my kid or my dog... that's a tough one there... I'm just gonna leave the sixth one blank so I don't have to make a decision ;D
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Not sex. Or women. Or sex with women. Mostly I just think about flowers and all the pretty growing things.
On a typical Friday night I am
All alone :( ooorrr out with friends ooorrr at home playing video games with my brother who resides in Italy currently.
You should message me if
You're bored
(I like talking to complete strangers)
You want some candy
(I have this really cool van with lots of candy in it...)
You like beer!
The two of us