32Kensington, United States
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My self-summary
I'm realizing that I'm a lot more competitive than I would have thought. Losing sucks.

Have been enjoying Hockey way too much lately. I dunno.

I enjoy being lost.

I have a weakness for crossword puzzles.

I'm a total nerd and have been learning how to play chess because I definitely needed one more pretentious hobby.

I like deeply analyzing shallow pop culture.

If your answer to "what do you listen to?" is either "everything" or "anything but country and rap LOLOL!" we will not get along.

I am never finished exploring.

Apparently not liking seafood means I wasn't ACTUALLY born in MD.

I have a passion for chili.

I'll probably try to cook for you.

I begrudgingly admit that people are a big part of what gives life depth.

I hate people. I (usually) love individuals.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently in the process of changing careers, was doing finance stuff / bookkeeping but christ it was boring. So for now I'm serving and loving it while studying for some certifications.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Been loving everything by Bret Easton Ellis lately. Otherwise Burroughs (Wm.), Kerouac, Selby, Camus, Vonnegut, Ginsberg, Derrick Brown, a lot of classics, good philosophers.
Also love Pihkal and Tihkal.

I will watch pretty much any movie once. I enjoy weird movies. I love to watch awful horror movies, but only if I'm able to mercilessly mock them. I will also watch pretentious art-house FILMS, but I probably won't take it too seriously.
Some favs that come to mind: Brick, Grosse Point Blank, Pulp Fiction, Big Lebowski, The Life Aquatic, Coffee and Cigarettes... TBC

Drunk History, Orphan Black, The Wire, Arrested Development, No Reservations (<3 Bourdain), Breaking Bad, Iron Chef, Life and Earth (The Discovery Channel series)

My taste in music varies a lot. I can get into pretty much any genre, as long as it's being done well, and I refuse to completely discount a genre in its entirety.
I do listen to a lot of pretentiously hip "indie rock" and pretentiously shallow "rap."
Recent Favs: FRANK OCEAN. Chromatics. Chvrches. The xx. The Weeknd. Purity Ring. Twin Shadow. Dirty Beaches.
Check it:

will give anything at least 2 chances.
favs include Cubans, Banh Mi, Gyros, Pho and Pupusas.
need to try Ethiopian (it's ridiculous that i spend time in DC and haven't done this), Indian and Tapas.
Six things I could never do without
some device that plays recordings of people making sounds
all of the interwebz
the absence of vices
Frank Ocean
big-ass pillow(s)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Man's struggle against his nature, the darkness before the storm, and the impermanence of being.

jk, it's mostly just dick jokes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Love me some Katy. Don't understand hash tags. #shootmeintheface
You should message me if
You'd like to have an interesting and/or boring conversation.
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