you can have your cake and eat some poo
punch me in the face (only at parties)
art art art make no rave dave
getting away scott free
scott getting away free
pinky toes are dumb
practice shaking hands (by yourself)
I couldnt agree more!
jerry garcia is dead
jerry garcia is the dead
the sun isnt yellow its chicken
i cant see theirs to much sight!
chin hair. dont bet your house on it.
hensel and gredal should buy a GPS and save bread
I invented walking (for myself)
how do blind people learn how to walk? ( I hope I didnt offend any blind people reading this)
getting punched in the boob is NOT as bad as getting punched in the balls
I am part 1, part 2, and part 3
I also play drums, and a little piano (just enough to make it sound like im a pro). I also dabble in a little mandolin. But in a big way.
trickery, and deciept
when I'm supposed to read something for English class, I usually go on line and find the audio book. that's working around the system my friends.
But, I actually like to read. Kurt Vonnegut.
classic rock, Indie rock, some jazz, blues, some opera,
I play drums in a punk/grunge band called misoneil.
the occasional rerun of that 70's show
an azthma inhaler
church should feel the same way a few beers does.