29 Monroe, United States
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My self-summary
you can have your cake and eat some poo
punch me in the face (only at parties)
art art art make no rave dave
getting away scott free
scott getting away free
pinky toes are dumb
practice shaking hands (by yourself)
I couldnt agree more!
jerry garcia is dead
jerry garcia is the dead
the sun isnt yellow its chicken
i cant see theirs to much sight!
chin hair. dont bet your house on it.
hensel and gredal should buy a GPS and save bread
I invented walking (for myself)
how do blind people learn how to walk? ( I hope I didnt offend any blind people reading this)
getting punched in the boob is NOT as bad as getting punched in the balls

I am part 1, part 2, and part 3
What I’m doing with my life
Im studying to be a history teacher. But I'd actually like to teach high school government.
I’m really good at
I also play drums, and a little piano (just enough to make it sound like im a pro). I also dabble in a little mandolin. But in a big way.

trickery, and deciept
when I'm supposed to read something for English class, I usually go on line and find the audio book. that's working around the system my friends.
But, I actually like to read. Kurt Vonnegut.
The first things people usually notice about me
sarcasm. And Im really short. Ive been told that its hard to have a moderate opinion about me. But thats not true, because I have a pretty moderate opinion about myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Kurt Vonnegut
Chuck Palahniuk


classic rock, Indie rock, some jazz, blues, some opera,
I play drums in a punk/grunge band called misoneil.
The six things I could never do without
the occasional rerun of that 70's show
my guitar
an azthma inhaler
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life would be bad without tissues. I would one day like to send out a memo. whats the purpose of life? to be the eyes, and ears for the creator of the Universe?

church should feel the same way a few beers does.
On a typical Friday night I am
or chilling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a paralyzing fear of kidney stones.
You should message me if
you have something to say.