29Haverhill, United States
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My self-summary
Short & funny.
What I’m doing with my life
Waiting to become famous. In the meantime, I teach autistic and developmentally disabled children. They think I'm the best Ms. Hannigan they've ever seen.
I’m really good at
Re-capping the latest episode of THE BOLD & THE BEAUTIFUL.
The first things people usually notice about me
"I always say if someone needs a smile, let them borrow yours!"- Dolly Parton
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: American Psycho, Valley of the Dolls, and almost everything Stephen King has written. I hope to meet the love of my life at a B&N

Movies: Closer, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Alien, Lost in Translation, teen slasher films of the late 90's/early '00's, and far too many others to name! (Admittedly, I still have a soft spot for anything Lindsay Lohan is in.)

Music: Divas, Green Day, show tunes, and Kanye.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What will this chapter be called in my biography?

Am I trying way too hard to be witty on my online dating profile?

Do I look fat today?
On a typical Friday night I am
Most of the time, I end up doing nothing on Friday nights and 6/10 times, I am fine with that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I often rip articles out of magazines if I want to read them and don't feel like paying.
You should message me if
You're not a prick.
The two of us