too_much_swag
27 Newport Beach, United States
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My self-summary
if you're cool, no drama, like to party, and wanna have fun doing random shit, I'm your dude.

me in a nutshell is basically just work, school, play. I'm a boat captain/computer programmer and I like to drink.

Also, not to brag, but I'm amazing in the sack.
I’m really good at
I'm really, really, really good at bull riding. like freakishly good. i discovered this talent in a bar once, and never looked back
The first things people usually notice about me
my irresistible charm, or my hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books - stephen king, sir arthur conan doyle, robert louis stevenson, mark twain, george RR martin, ray bradbury, could go on for a while
movie - the Matrix, star wars, tombstone are the big 3
tv shows - south park, house m.d., the Office, parks and recreation, and anything Gordon Ramsay does
The six things I could never do without
A pulse, the use of my legs, my lava lamp, my computer, and the show "House." That's only 5 things, because I'm rebellious.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what do 1 legged people call their leg clothing? jean? short? underpant?
On a typical Friday night I am
out and about.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was 11, I swallowed a belt buckle. That's not a joke, it really happened.
You should message me if
you're the type of person that isn't boring and likes to get into random adventures

also, i think jenna marbles is the sexiest woman on the face of this planet and if you are anything like her personality wise
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