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My self-summary
I figure you're just gonna go ahead and check the pics out before you read any of this, so go right ahead. I'll wait......

That out of the way, I think I've finally figured out how this site works. You've found yourself here because either A. You skimmed profiles, saw mine and thought you might check to see if you'd be interested, or are in fact interested. In which case I'm supposed to check you out and message you if I'm interested. B. I checked out your profile, you saw the notification and found yourself back to A. Or C. You hit the button by accident. Whichever the case may be, if you're interested in me or a conversation with me, feel free to message me. I usually respond one way or another.

So, I figure rather than tell my life story here, I figure I'll say a little about what my hopes and expectations are for here, then just spout out some random facts.

While I would love to settle down and have a serious relationship, I don't plan on just diving into the pool head first. I've got plenty of scars from doing that enough already. Besides, at this point, I'm not sure I'm ready for that, and I obviously don't know any of You enough to know if You're ready. What I Do know is that I Really need to get the Hell out of the house more often, and I need to meet some new people I don't know almost every detail about.

So. Facts.
-I'm a certified welder.
-In my off time I balance writing a novel, writing and performing rap music and spoken word poetry.
-I have an album for free download and a sweet music video on youtube.
-I'm an ordained minister.
-I'm a member of the ZRS (Zombie Research Society).
-I have a small dog. His name is Buddy.
-I passed the Maryland Functional Citizenship test with a perfect score on the first try.
-I am considered by most to be a walking dictionary of useless information about zombies and marvel comics.
-I have an unhealthy addiction to bacon, gummi candy, and bacon.
There's much more to me, but for that you'll have to ask.
What I’m doing with my life
My day job is kinda boring. But I'm good at it and it pays. But to be honest, I'd much rather spend my life making music, writing novels, or hand crafting furniture or art sculptures. Weird I know, but when I think about what I'd do with life if money wasn't an issue, that's what I think of right after eat a lot, sleep a lot and travel the world.
I’m really good at
Stuff. Lots of it.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the ink, if not the deep meanings and literary references contained within.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Ender's Game (and the entire Ender Series), The Dresden Files, The Walking Dead novel series, World War Z, The Zombie Autopsies, The Dexter Series, Ready Player One,
The list keeps growing.
Marvel and Indy Comics.
Music: I could probably fill this profile with music, so I'll just say this, most of what I listen to can be classified as Underground Hip-Hop (with a select handful of mainstream artists), Metalcore/Post-Hardcore/Screamo/Crunk Core or 90's Nu-Metal.
Movies: Pretty much Anything Based on a Comic Book, Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Law Abiding Citizen, Book of Eli, Momento.
TV: The Walking Dead, Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D., [adult.swim], Burn Notice, The Following, Justified, Hannibal, Dexter, and the History Channel.
Six things I could never do without
1. My Family and My Dog Buddy.
2. Music.
3. Sleep.
4. Bacon.
5. Gatorade.
6. Books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whatever my mind seems to want to focus on at the moment. My mind seems to always run at full speed. Usually it's some sort or project. A song or story I'm writing, a mechanical problem I'm trying to figure out, how to build a giant battle robot suit, or something of that nature.
On a typical Friday night I am
Honestly, not much. Dinner, a movie and maybe a book at home on the couch with my dog.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I watch Ancient Aliens on the History Channel like, religiously. That Shits hysterical. Pyramids? Aliens. Black plague? Aliens. Bigfoot? Yup, that's Aliens too. Too damn funny.

I also curse like a sailor. So there's that.
You should message me if
If you enjoy reading, naps, comic books/video games/anime, blanket forts, midnight runs to Taco Bell or IHOP, embracing your inner child, Netflix, or like quiet nights at home enjoying anything I've previously listed.

Oh, and über bonus points if you can tell me the difference and/or significance if Vibranium and Adamantium. Cause I'm just that much of a geek.
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