53Boca Raton, United States
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My self-summary
Update 11-06-2015

So, I received several emails from some wonderful women on this site. Some women totally do not get my humor--if that's the case, then I really don't want to have anything to do with you either!!

I figured I would clarify a few things . . .

I am very serious about meeting someone with whom I can be in a relationship.

I am only interested in meeting women who are non-religious or Jewish.

I also really don't want to date a gym rat--I am sure gym rats wouldn't want t date me either.

I do actually exercise a few times a week, however, it is not my religion!!

I was, at one time, a competitive athlete and I am in pretty good shape. I don't have six-pack abs nor do I strive for such a thing. I am happy the way I am!!

I do not expect you to have that perfect tight body--I won't turn anyone away based upon body type alone.

I'd prefer to meet a woman who is well educated and/or smart.

I do prefer air-conditioning rather than the Florida heat and humidity. On the three or four nights a year it is cool outside, I'd love to go for a walk with you.

I am a fantastic cook and I'd love to prepare a meal for you :) I also like restaurants; however I see it as my duty to criticize the chef!

I enjoy hanging out and talking and just spending quality time with the one I with whom I fall in love!

I am employed and I have been working in the same career for more than 25 years and with my current employer for 18 years, Oh, and I love what I do!!

My sense of humor is highly sarcastic. You can get a taste of it from my old profile (shown below). If I am lucky enough to meet you, it takes me a little while to warm up--once I get started . . .you'll beg me to stop!!



Hello, my name is Jay and yes, I admit it, I pretty much just look at your pictures. Do you actually read these? =P

I came from a very small sperm. And, there was this ovum that came from my mom, but I’m pretty sure that I was mostly the sperm part. Later on in my life an ex-girlfriend would say, “300,000,000 sperm and you were the fastest?”

I grew up a poor white child in Broward County and I’ll never turn back…because I’m afraid I’ll turn to salt.

I’m a fun and honest guy and I have an awesome job in television . . . well, not actually in television, more like on the couch watching television . . . oh wait, that's the answer to a different question. I do have a job, I like my job . . . I've been doing it for about 25 years! I also have a college education and a couple of degrees (Fahrenheit and Celsius).

In person I’m pretty shy when it comes to women…so that’s why I’m hiding behind this computer. And, my skin sparkles like diamonds in direct sunlight.

I’m pretty ambitious…I am the recipient of the first place award from the Professional Couch Potato-ers Association of America for three consecutive years. I left my amateur status in 1999.

Also, I am not a total fat ass. I try to exercise everyday for 30 minutes on my stationary bike. And, I usually eat fairly healthy meals.

Anyway, good luck to you, because I can have any woman I please. But, apparently so far, I haven’t pleased any of them.

Actually, I don’t want to put too much information on here, because I can only handle one woman at a time. =P

So, If you want my body and you think I’m sexy…
Come on, sugar, let me know.

First Date:
You will fan me and feed me grapes…actually it’ll probably be the other way around. =) Maybe we could do something like go shopping so I can buy you a new car. Let me know.

But, if we do have a date, or something, then we’ll tell everyone we met when I dropped an egg on your foot at Walmart (the one on Hillsboro Blvd and 441 – the big one).
What I’m doing with my life
Whatever everyone else is doing!
I’m really good at
Filling out online dating profiles . . . well, maybe not; but, I'll keep trying.
The first things people usually notice about me
That depends upon whether or not we are facing each other. In either case, I guess, they notice that they're standing or sitting near me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite books include anything by Kurt Vonnegut! I like Sci-Fi movies and comedies. As far as music goes, everyone loves a polka . . . right? I guess I'm eclectic when it comes to music. Yes, i like food!
Six things I could never do without
1. my heart
2. my lungs
3. my skin
4. my circulatory system
5. my brain
6. my penis (you probably already figured out I had to put this one . . . )
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Politics and sex. As the years go on, I think about politics more . . . or is it sex . . . I'm not sure :)
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I iron my underwear . . . not while I'm wearing them though!!
You should message me if
You're absolutely out of your mind . . . or if you want to meet a nice guy who likes to cook and likes nice restaurants!
The two of us