27Boston, United States
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My self-summary
I really like Harry Potter and vodka.
What I’m doing with my life
Bartending. Making people feel uncomfortable. Learning things.
I’m really good at
Telling futures. Watching sons of anarchy. Writing okay Cupid profiles when drunk. Stealing slim Jims. Literature references no one gets. Irish exits.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Tolkien. Martin. House of cards. LOST. archer. Game of thrones. Gladiator. Top gun. Big Bridget jones fan, not gonna lie.
I like a lot of different music. Billy Joel is pretty high up there. Brand new. The smiths. Bunch of other trash bands I've loved since I was 14. Beyoncé.
I like pizza and sweet potatoes.
Six things I could never do without
All of the avengers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How Hagrids dad fucked a giant and why J K Rowling won't tell me how.
On a typical Friday night I am
Serving idiots drinks. Or serving myself drinks. Same difference.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I broke my wrist when I was 5 by attempting to place a cat in a tree so I could rescue it.

And I cheat on cross word puzzles.
You should message me if
I just want to find someone who liked lost as much as I did.
The two of us