Some of my favorite memories to tell my grandkids:
- surfing and snowboarding in the same day
- climbing Mt Kilimanjaro
- meeting grandma off this thing called the internet.
I definitely live to eat, and am always up for new culinary adventures, the spicier the better. Have been learning my way around the kitchen and love it. Want to cook together?
Staying active is a big part of my life, and I'm looking for a woman who enjoys the same. Have done a few triathlons, so enjoy running, swimming, and biking.
Likes: sleeping outside, walking around barefoot, street food, passport stamps, wigs, costumes, powder days, hot sauces
Dislikes: onions, mayo, people who try to fool me into consuming onions or mayo.
Dealbreakers: taking my likes and dislikes too seriously
Would love for someone to drag me to yoga, as I'm terrible at it. Followed by happy hour though, so you if you don’t like to raise a drink, we might not be a match.
We'll end with a pop quiz --
1. What's the weirdest thing about Austin?
a. 87% of guys have beards
b. 4% of women have beards
c. Whole Foods is bigger than Walmart
2. Best bbq is...
a. Salt Lick
3. Am I looking for a partner in crime?
b. No, I rob banks solo
c. If I had a quarter for every time I've read that on a woman's profile
Send me your best guesses. All winners will enjoy a free food trailer excursion of their choice...
- Finding the best street food in foreign countries
- Napping in moving vehicles
- Winning rock, paper, scissors
- Cooking award winning lasagna
I'll do my best to get a laugh out of you, either at me, yourself, or that weird looking guy at the next table. I believe there's no such thing as a bad date, only potential for good stories.
Beats: A Tribe Called Quest, Black Keys, Tom Waits, Jurassic 5, Massive Attack, Ghostland Observatory, Ferry Corsten, The Roots, George Clinton P Funk, Daft Punk, and many more....
Words: Fear and Loathing in America by Hunter S Thompson, The Covenant, Ugly Americans, random magazines including Urb, National Geographic Adventure, Outside Mag, Wired, and the Economist.
2. Air conditioning
3. Hot sauce
4. My passport
5. My snowboard
What I could whip up if I was a contestant on Chopped?
My next passport stamp and new adventures in foreign countries.
My ideal weekend consists of a mix of sun, water, sweat, naps, and food. All accompanied by a funky soundtrack.
I'm 4x more likely to write to women on okcupid if they state that they like food or their diet consists of 'strictly anything'
I love my meats and cheeses yet somehow find myself eating veggie/vegan often. Balance, I guess...
- You have a sarcastic sense of humor and take these profiles with a grain of salt
- You'd like to show me your favorite food trailer
- You're open minded, spontaneous, and would go on a road trip with nothing planned
- Your ideal job would be on Anthony Bourdain's 'No Reservations' show, or as a contestant on 'The Amazing Race'
- You love mac and cheese.
Note: seems like women on here have huge pet peeves...but I'm a bit more relaxed. If you want to email me just to say hi, that's ok. If you have profile pics using your iPhone in the bathroom mirror, that's ok too. If you have a pic topless and flexing, no comment. If you're wearing an Ed Hardy shirt, well, that's where I might draw the line.
Don't contact me if you:
Don't signal when turning
Enjoy onions and mayo