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My self-summary
Hi there, thanks for stopping in. Are you hungry? Thirsty? Willing to hop on a plane to find unique food and drink? Then we'll probably get along. Drop me a line.

Some of my favorite memories to tell my grandkids:
- surfing and snowboarding in the same day
- climbing Mt Kilimanjaro
- meeting grandma off this thing called the internet.

I definitely live to eat, and am always up for new culinary adventures, the spicier the better. Have been learning my way around the kitchen and love it. Want to cook together?

Staying active is a big part of my life, and I'm looking for a woman who enjoys the same. Have done a few triathlons, so enjoy running, swimming, and biking.

Likes: sleeping outside, walking around barefoot, street food, passport stamps, wigs, costumes, powder days, hot sauces

Dislikes: onions, mayo, people who try to fool me into consuming onions or mayo.

Dealbreakers: taking my likes and dislikes too seriously

Would love for someone to drag me to yoga, as I'm terrible at it. Followed by happy hour though, so you if you don’t like to raise a drink, we might not be a match.

We'll end with a pop quiz --

1. What's the weirdest thing about Austin?
a. 87% of guys have beards
b. 4% of women have beards
c. Whole Foods is bigger than Walmart

2. Best bbq is...
a. Salt Lick
b. Franklin's
c. Lockhart

3. Am I looking for a partner in crime?
a. Yes
b. No, I rob banks solo
c. If I had a quarter for every time I've read that on a woman's profile

Send me your best guesses. All winners will enjoy a free food trailer excursion of their choice...
What I’m doing with my life
Searching Austin for the perfect breakfast taco and bbq. But feel very fortunate to love my day job.
I’m really good at
My superpowers...
- Finding the best street food in foreign countries
- Napping in moving vehicles
- Winning rock, paper, scissors
- Cooking award winning lasagna

I'll do my best to get a laugh out of you, either at me, yourself, or that weird looking guy at the next table. I believe there's no such thing as a bad date, only potential for good stories.
The first things people usually notice about me
My attempt to sneak a bite of their meal.....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Eats: creative sushi rolls, empanadas, taco trucks, hot sauces, gourmet mac n cheese, carnitas...

Beats: A Tribe Called Quest, Black Keys, Tom Waits, Jurassic 5, Massive Attack, Ghostland Observatory, Ferry Corsten, The Roots, George Clinton P Funk, Daft Punk, and many more....

Words: Fear and Loathing in America by Hunter S Thompson, The Covenant, Ugly Americans, random magazines including Urb, National Geographic Adventure, Outside Mag, Wired, and the Economist.
Six things I could never do without
1. The ocean
2. Air conditioning
3. Hot sauce
4. My passport
5. My snowboard
6. Cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not I should grow a beard to fit in here?

What I could whip up if I was a contestant on Chopped?

My next passport stamp and new adventures in foreign countries.
On a typical Friday night I am
Excited to discover new parts of this city, sampling new food and drink, and making new friends. And experimenting in the kitchen if I'm motivated.

My ideal weekend consists of a mix of sun, water, sweat, naps, and food. All accompanied by a funky soundtrack.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm afraid of heights

I'm 4x more likely to write to women on okcupid if they state that they like food or their diet consists of 'strictly anything'

I love my meats and cheeses yet somehow find myself eating veggie/vegan often. Balance, I guess...
You should message me if
- You're active, not afraid to break a nail, and like to walk around barefoot
- You have a sarcastic sense of humor and take these profiles with a grain of salt
- You'd like to show me your favorite food trailer
- You're open minded, spontaneous, and would go on a road trip with nothing planned
- Your ideal job would be on Anthony Bourdain's 'No Reservations' show, or as a contestant on 'The Amazing Race'
- You love mac and cheese.

Note: seems like women on here have huge pet peeves...but I'm a bit more relaxed. If you want to email me just to say hi, that's ok. If you have profile pics using your iPhone in the bathroom mirror, that's ok too. If you have a pic topless and flexing, no comment. If you're wearing an Ed Hardy shirt, well, that's where I might draw the line.

Don't contact me if you:
Wear crocs
Don't signal when turning
Enjoy onions and mayo
The two of us