Update: it's a little ambiguous these days. Transitions are hard.
Drinking on a empty stomach. Actually this is terrible/awesome.
Giving people with no spatial awareness the stink eye.
Cheering people up when they've had a rough day. I'll share my one (and only) bad joke, give you a massage and tell you that you are pretty, until you feel better.
Being the small spoon.
Update: I need a new book to read. Recommendations?
Music: The Decemberists, Camera Obscura, PLANNINGTOROCK, The Black Keys, Florence + the Machine, Beirut, Yeah yeah yeahs, Bon Iver, The Magnetic Fields, Rufus Wainwright, Sleigh Bells, Lana del Rey, Mø, FKA Twigs. I am rather enamoured with the new St.Vincent. Just saw The Antlers at Webster Hall. Yes to that. Sometimes when I roll pastry, I sing Taylor Swift. Sorry I'm not sorry.
TV: I think 65% of my enjoyment of Elementary stems from the wistful nostalgia I feel for the time I had hair like Lucy Liu. The other 35% is Jonny Lee Miller's English accent.
My current fake news/observing the absurdity in current events anchor is John Oliver. In my fantasy, we get married and have pretty hapa babies, but until then I'm on this site.
The X-files. Full stop.
And a lot of other not critically acclaimed television for which you will you probably judge me for watching, while you tell me all about how Breaking Bad is so amazing. I know.
How to be a nicer, more compassionate, less grumpy, more open and observant human being. It's a work in progress.
Peak, peek, and pique. They are different words, but apparently no one seems to know that.
The rich creative life of the guy whose Okc username is john1234ny? I kid!
If you don't speak in cliches. You don't, for example, "work hard, (and) play harder" and are looking for "a partner in crime" with whom to "live life to the fullest." Also, you don't punctuate random, unfunny sentences with, "lol."
If you want to check out some live music. I am trying to do this more often. (Or any other somewhat cultural adventure.)
Alternatively, if you are my nemesis. I'm curious. In my mind, your interests include not recycling while kicking puppies, and then blogging about it on your MRA Tumblr.