Although most of my profile is joking, I do actually know what I want. I know what I want in life. I have goals and a never give-up attitude. Id hope you have the same.
Cheesy pick-up lines
Retaining useless knowledge.
Hot sauce in my eggs
I see a ton of people think the earth is bigger than the sun. Are they serious?
Don't message me if you talk ghetto.
I can't promise love, but I can promise to buy you tacos, margs and play with your hair.
If you're questioning my commitment level, I've once finished an entire tube of Chapstick without losing it