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My self-summary
The short version is that I'm a geek/nerd who takes care of himself and is kind and sweet and funny. Pretty much like that guy in that romantic comedy, you know, that one with that guy in it? Yeah, that one.

I tend to be polite to people I don't know, and totally honest with people I do know. I try to think about other's feelings. I don't like gossip (It's usually very boring). I make jokes, favoring absurd-ist humor and bad puns. I don't talk while watching movies/TV (at least not during good TV). I'm very patient, except towards willful ignorance and incompetence (as in: you've refused to learn after being told several times). I don't take most small problems, insults or inconveniences personally, and generally pity those who do. I like to solve problems and puzzles. I'm usually very kind.
I prefer the indoors, and dislike crowds and concerts. I don't follow sports.

Games are important to me. I used to play a lot of video games but don't anymore. I try to get together with my friends every weekend and play table top games, because gaming is a great excuse to spend time with people I like and pretend to be pirates. Or try to make the best train network, or be giant monsters and punch each other. Look, sure, you can go to a bar and get tipsy and think that you're having a good time... But has your night ever ended with your friend suddenly flying away when you try to shoot at him and of course you forgot that he can just fly and you feel like a complete moron and everyone, including you, just bursts into laughter? If yes, we should talk. If no, then we can fix that.
What I’m doing with my life
Doing payroll.
Slowly working on a game that I may never finish.
Trying to schedule game time with my friends.
Looking for you. (sorry, that was cheesy.)
I’m really good at
-Game design, sometimes.
-Never wanting to go to sleep at night, never wanting to get up in the morning.
-Conversation. If there's something to talk about. I can't do small talk.
-Listening. I'm okay with listening to the problems you've had through the day, and making jokes about it in an attempt to make you smile.
The first things people usually notice about me
The head mounted Vulcan cannons, front exhaust ports and back pack that houses both main thrusters and beam saber charging racks.
No, wait, that's what people first notice about a Gundam.

The first thing people probably notice about me is that I'm a guy and people never say "what I first noticed about you is" to any guy so I have no real answer, only giant robot jokes.

Also : "I have no real answers, only giant robot jokes" will be the name of my memoir.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-I like detective stories, in all mediums. Jeff Lindsay's Dexter books are just wonderful. David Suchet as Poirot is great. There's an anime called "Case Closed" which I love for its many, many Rube-Goldberg murders.
I like anime, but I greatly prefer Manga. most Anime slows the pace down just to fill time, and loses the artistry of the original.

-I like fast-paced, character driven comedy, Like The Office, or The Simpsons Seasons 1-7. Have you seen The IT Crowd? I like Judd Apatow's movies, and that sense of comedy, like The 40 year Old Virgin and Knocked Up.
-If you have seen Scott Pilgrim Vs The World then you have basically seen into my head. Also, I have seen Pacific Rim like 5 times.

-I like most kinds of food. At any type of establishment there's something I can eat.

-I don't have strong feelings either way for most music. I don't like repetitive lyrics or music solely intended to dance to. I like music that fits the mood. The music I really like tends to be fast paced. Sorry if that's a bit vague. Right now my favorite artist is Anamanaguchi.

-For video games, (which no one asked about, but are just as varied a medium as any of the others in this section) I like RPGs, both action and turn based. I love Castlevania, Megaman and Zelda games. Fallout, Mass Effect, Borderlands, Final Fantasy and more. Though I don't do sports games and first person shooters without an inventory or leveling mechanic bore me. (I played games where you run forward and shoot people quite enough on the NES, thanks)
The six things I could never do without
Games - my brain demands problems that it can solve, and if I do not meet its demands, it will kill the hostages.

Japan -Godzilla, Zelda, Final Fantasy, Hikaru Utada, GundamKamen Rider, manga -I could go on forever about the great things from this country. ...or at least a while.

Internet -It's where we are right now!

Comedy -more important than music. Comedy is an art form rarely respected enough.

An outlet for my imagination. Right now that's the weekend gaming with my friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The game that I'm currently making. Or thinking about how I should really work on it, but don't feel like it right now.

Politics, science, and political science.

Which of the podcasts that I follow updates today.
On a typical Friday night I am
Just a Doctor looking for his companion to adventure with.
Actually I am usually at home, alone, working on my computer.... Look, if you have something better to do I'd love to hear it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Most of the times that I act like an idiot it's done purposefully, for the sake of comedy. I like character-based comedy, and am willing to make myself appear foolish for the enjoyment of others.
Sadly, this often makes people not take me seriously as a responsible, adult human being.
I believe this to be a fair trade-off, as most of the time being able to put others at ease through comedy is more important than impressing them with your grandiosity and serious nature.

Also, if I visit your profile more than once it's because I've forgotten whether or not I read your profile or just saw it, and also forgot if I tried to send you a message. ...I forget a lot of things, is what I'm saying. Though that also means I don't hold grudges, because I forget to resent people.
You should message me if
If you are not "just a normal girl." I'm bored of normal girls. The stranger most "normal" people find you, the greater the chance that I will totally dig you.
So message me if you want to fight helicopters with katanas, slay monsters with your psychic powers or go into space and look for adventure, all with witty banter and a rockin' soundtrack. (I wrote this a long time ago but just realized that I think that I just described Guardians of the Galaxy)
But not if you believe that you may actually have psychic powers.