29London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
I like Campari and orange juice.
I'm the one that makes sure petrol stations have enough buckets of sand in case of emergency. Safety first.
What I’m doing with my life
Fighting crime and stopping Kanye West from getting in his zone. Right now I'm making a Mojito and it tastes lovely.
I’m really good at
Filling these things out. Getting to the line. Escaping the rush.
The first things people usually notice about me
The police escort
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Top 3 films

True Romance

Top 3 shows

South Park
Full Metal Alchemist
Attack on Titan

Top 4 music things at the moment

Green Day

Top 3 books

Cloud Atlas
Standing in the shadows of Motown
Magical Game Time vol. 1
Six things I could never do without
1. Frank's Red hot sauce for tasting
2. Spotify for listening
3. Xbox for seeing
4. Football socks for feeling
5. Dove cucumber spray for smelling
6. My 5 senses :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much I hate onions and why they haven't got any cans of lucozade in the shop when they promised me they are getting them for ages now. They still have a space for them on the shelf with the price label there so I think they are teasing me and they will never get them . All I want is the truth.
On a typical Friday night I am
Training for the space Olympics or going hard in the paint.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm Boris Johnson's hairdresser and one of the top calf (as in leg) models in the world.
You should message me if
You want to go Thorpe Park or want to go play some crazy golf or you can teach me to how to do a handstand or you need a puncture on your bike fixed.
The two of us