I hope you like mushrooms, cuz I'm a FUN GUY
I get stuck in loops because I keep right swiping till i find someone unattractive. It takes me a while, not because i have low standards, but because i see beauty in everybody
I wrangle dinosaurs for a living
I know what I deserve, I deserve a real woman who will treat me like a Prince/Queen/God
I'm DDF, DTF, BBC, BBQ, LOL, CIA, and NAFTA.
Not really here looking for hookups
or even to get to know people.
just trying amusing myself to pass the time in the infinite monotony that is life
Not that I want to say life is meaningless, merely that it lacks definition.
If you are down to Netflix and chill, I have been meaning to watch the new Gilmore Girls series but have to much of a penis to watch it unaccompanied.
But enough about me let's talk about you.
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Is you is, or is you ain't my baby
Maybe baby found somebody new
A bibity bop boo
Is my baby still my baby true
"say what you mean, and mean what you say. bItches be triflin e'ry day."
"People are a lot like assholes, they are more fun too have sex with when they are not full of Crap"
"All skeet skeet mutha fucka"
the Futility of Trying to succeed
The distribution of wealth and power
rights certain people are denied