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My self-summary
HEY, I Love You! Specifically you and not anyone else reading this.

I hope you like mushrooms, cuz I'm a FUN GUY

I get stuck in loops because I keep right swiping till i find someone unattractive. It takes me a while, not because i have low standards, but because i see beauty in everybody

I wrangle dinosaurs for a living

I know what I deserve, I deserve a real woman who will treat me like a Prince/Queen/God


Not really here looking for hookups

or even to get to know people.

just trying amusing myself to pass the time in the infinite monotony that is life

Not that I want to say life is meaningless, merely that it lacks definition.

If you are down to Netflix and chill, I have been meaning to watch the new Gilmore Girls series but have to much of a penis to watch it unaccompanied.

But enough about me let's talk about you.
DESCRIBE YOURSELF HERE: ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Is you is, or is you ain't my baby
Maybe baby found somebody new
A bibity bop boo
Is my baby still my baby true

"say what you mean, and mean what you say. bItches be triflin e'ry day."

"People are a lot like assholes, they are more fun too have sex with when they are not full of Crap"

"All skeet skeet mutha fucka"
What I’m doing with my life
saving up, making contacts, laying in the groundwork for a little project to launch me to power
I’m really good at
drinking, acting, cooking, plotting, scheming, lying, getting what i want
The first things people usually notice about me
I have been told that I am tall
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I’m an empty essay... fill me out!
Six things I could never do without
i don't know, i could live pretty spartan if i had to
I spend a lot of time thinking about
hypothetical scenarios that usually don't come to pass

Human Nature

the Futility of Trying to succeed


Narrative theory

The distribution of wealth and power

rights certain people are denied

On a typical Friday night I am
doing something
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll never admit anything
You should message me if
you want to
The two of us