29 Austin, United States
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My self-summary
I'm Batman!!
What I’m doing with my life
......I just told you, I'm Batman! I fight crime and shit.
I’m really good at
Being awesome. I can cook things that taste good. I'm the best at cross stitching offensive words and sayings. I can watch Netflix like a mother fucker. Oh, and I take cursing to whole new level.
The first things people usually notice about me
How short I am! If you don't have any short friends, I got you covered.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I hate filling these kind of things out because inevitably I always leave out something I love!
Books: Anything written by David Sedaris, A walk in the Woods, Ready Player One, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, We Were Soldiers Once, and Young., The Princess Bride, Slaughter House 5, John Dies at the End, On Food and Cooking, The Disappearing Spoon, Anything written by Neil Gaiman, The Fairy Tales of Herman Hesse, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, The Devil in the White City, and so many more. I love reading!
And I don't know if it counts, but I do love a good comic book.

Shows: Doctor Who, Adventure Time, Portlandia, Firefly, Sherlock, 30 Rock, South Park, Earth's Mightiest Heros, Twin Peaks, Venture Bros, Robin Hood, Murdoch Mysteries, Better off Ted, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica. I feel like there is actually an endless list of shows that I am watching on Netflix right now. Just not enough hours in the day to watch them in.
The six things I could never do without
My friends, good beer, my phone, a sense of humor, and toilet paper. I know that's only 5, but it feels right.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I put things on my crime fighting utility belt.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting on the couch with my awesome roommate, talking about weird shit. Or out watching a movie at the Drafthouse. Possibly Pinballz, or a dive bar.
You should message me if
You like going on adventures! I'm always looking for new things to do and fun experiences. However, a night in with some games and maybe some drink is always great too.