likes: Using "Google" as a verb, baking, wine, Mexican beer, new and old friends, picking up stray dogs, live music, flowers in my hair, pin-up girls, Googling myself and others, Coke Slurpees, zombies, prime numbers, children's books, unforgettable nights with friends and strangers, collecting tin robots, comfortable silences, boys with tattoos, hot tea with honey, cleaning whilst listening to hip hop, meeting new people, Chinese food, nail polish, red lipstick, new glasses and polka dot dresses
no-nos: bad manners, liars, stinky things, stop and go traffic, bullies, abuse of people and animals, takers, people with no integrity, littering and, shrimp, cat boxes, long toenails, bad hygiene, religious fanatics, arrogance
-working for two non-profits
-comedic genius (I'll be here all night)
-being an aunt
-fantasizing about being an underground rapper
-being kind of good at a lot of stuff
-carrying all of my groceries in one trip
-remembering song lyrics
"Not to offend you, but it's usually your eccentric attire."
I would say my comically large glasses.
I haven't turned on my TV in 3 months. I prefer to watch TV with other people and talk over it.
My favorite movie ever is The Jerk.
Rilo Kiley, Led Zeppelin and Jay-Z are in heavy rotation on my playlist.
I'll put salsa on ANYTHING.
-time to sing in my car
-where are my keys?
-what motivates people
-eating Cheez-Its in bed
You should not message me if:
-you are in the bathroom and/or wearing sunglasses inside in your profile pic
-you live with your parents
-you are married
-you don't have anything better to say than "wasssup?"