Born and raised here in Cleveland, on the East side. I moved back a few years ago after spending a couple of years in Scranton, PA. Yes, that is a real place and no, Dunder Mifflin and Schrute Farms are sadly not. I've lived elsewhere too, but plan on staying in Cleveland. What can I say? My home is my home.
I graduated with a degree in journalism, so of course I work in logistics. However, I still get to use my training, skills, and voice for fun as an internationally renowned and beloved roller derby announcer/broadcaster (for which I own many more bow-ties). I literally have tens of fans around the world and travel to far and exotic places like Columbus and Pittsburgh to show off my talents. I do enjoy roller skating too, but cannot figure out how to stop. I just slam into the wall like that kid from Mighty Ducks 2.
I'd like to meet someone that can match my sarcasm, wit, and abundance of useless information. I can be a bro on the outside but have a sweet geeky center, and shamelessly use horribly cheesy, yet hilarious puns. Was the class clown growing up and still am a big kid at heart. Cory Matthews and Sean Hunter taught me everything that I know about dating and romance.
I'm not one of those guys that feels that it is a requirement for the man to send the first message, because it's 2016 and I'm a feminist. So, if you like what you've read and want to know more, feel free to send me a message!
Other answers would be my collection of sweater-vests and bow ties, or my beard. I hope I'm not a hipster.
Music: Oasis, Foreigner, and anything 80's.
TV Shows: Big Bang Theory, The Office (with Steve Carrell), Mike & Molly, Parks & Rec, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Dr. Who, Game of Thrones.
Books: A Song of Fire and Ice (Game of Thrones)
2. The interwebs
3. Roller derby
4. My cat (Bagels)
5. Flip flops
6. Cleveland Indians
If I had a TARDIS, that would be on this list too.
Also, if you speak High Valerian, I want to meet you and help you reconquer Westeros.