Born and raised here in Cleveland, on the East side. I moved back a few years ago after spending a couple of years in Scranton, PA. Yes, that is a real place and no, Dunder Mifflin and Schrute Farms are sadly not. I've lived elsewhere too, but plan on staying in Cleveland. There's a figurative bungee chord that always pulls me back.
I graduated with a degree in journalism, so of course I work in logistics. However, I still get to use my training, skills, and voice for fun as an internationally renowned and beloved roller derby announcer/broadcaster (for which I own many more bow-ties). I literally have tens of fans around the world and traveled to far and exotic places like Canada and Texas to vocally entertain the masses. I do enjoy roller skating too, but cannot figure out how to stop. I just slam into the wall like that kid from Mighty Ducks 2.
I shamelessly use horribly cheesy, yet hilarious puns. Was the class clown growing up and still am a big kid at heart. Cory Matthews and Sean Hunter taught me everything that I know about dating and romance.
I'm not one of those guys that feels that it is a requirement for the man to always send the first message, because it's 2017 and I'm a feminist. I'd like to meet someone that can match my sarcasm, wit, and abundance of useless information. So, if you like what you've read and want to know more, feel free to send me a message!
I have one giant, non-negotiable deal breaker. If you voted for the Screaming Cheetoh, I want nothing to do with you. Ever. Your brain can't handle me.
Other answers would be my collection of sweater-vests and bow ties, or my beard. I hope I'm not a hipster.
Music: Oasis, Foreigner, and anything 80's.
TV Shows: Big Bang Theory, The Office (with Steve Carrell), Mike & Molly, Parks & Rec, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Dr. Who, Game of Thrones.
Books: A Song of Fire and Ice (Game of Thrones)
2. The interwebs
3. Roller derby
4. My cat (Bagels)
5. Game of Thrones
6. Cleveland Indians
If I had a TARDIS, that would be on this list too.
Also, if you speak High Valerian, I want to meet you and help you reconquer Westeros.