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My self-summary
By the power of Greyskull!!!

I swear guys....I don't have cooties. Promise.

What I'd really like to do is describe myself only using memes. I'm a little like "Grumpy Cat" but also kinda like the "Not sure if Fry" meme.

I'm basically a great gal. I'm relatively smart, a bit awkward and goofy, and sweet. Yes, I'm pleasantly plump. I know as soon as some of you read this you'll say "adios." But hopefully a few gents will take a chance on me. :)

Turn offs.... Excessive foul language, liars, users, guys who only want to "hook up," bad spelling and grammar (there is a difference between your and you're. Also it irks me when there, their, and they're are misused) bad manners, drug users, drunks...
What I’m doing with my life
I teach. I love it. I teach middle school which is a challenge. My plan in life is to be a positive role model and bestow upon my students good morals...and have as many adventures as possible! I have the travel bug.
I’m really good at
Being an introvert. Seriously. I should get a medal or something. Although I wouldn't show up at the awards ceremony...
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm not a zombie.....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ok I used to list a ton of stuff on here but I doubt anyone actually read it so I'll just keep it basic.

Rock. Foo Fighters.
Marvel. Star Wars. LOTR. Doctor Who.
Crime dramas. British comedy.
Sci-fi. Stephen King.
Classic. Jane Austen.
Humor. Douglas Adams.
Buffalo wings. Tacos. Shrimp. Burgers.
Six things I could never do without
1. Nerdy conversation
2. Hugs from my parents
3. Cuddling with my dog
4. Arguing with my brother
5. Road trips
6. A good book
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually at home watching Netflix
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can pick up things with my toes.
You should message me if
You want to get to know an awesome lady.
If you're a gentleman.
If you enjoy being silly.
If you like adventure.
If you like coke icees.
If you read this whole thing and haven't fallen asleep.
If you like a sweet, loyal, compassionate and slightly awkward woman ;)
The two of us