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My self-summary
By the power of Greyskull!!! Let's go catch some Pokemon!

I swear guys....I don't have cooties. Promise.

What I'd really like to do is describe myself only using memes. But stupid okcupid doesn't work that way.

I'm basically a great gal. I'm relatively smart, a bit awkward and goofy, and sweet. Yes, I'm pleasantly plump. I know as soon as some of you read this you'll say "adios." But hopefully a few gents will take a chance on me. :)

Turn offs.... Excessive foul language, liars, users, guys who only want to "hook up," bad spelling and grammar (there is a difference between your and you're. Also it irks me when there, their, and they're are misused) bad manners, drug users, drunks...
What I’m doing with my life
I teach. I love it. My favorite subject to teach is history and especially Texas History. My plan in life is to be a positive role model and bestow upon my students good morals...and have as many adventures as possible! I have the travel bug.
I’m really good at
Being an introvert. Seriously. I should get a medal or something. Although I wouldn't show up at the awards ceremony...
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm not a zombie.....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
comedies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Burbs, Young Frankenstein, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Spaceballs, The Three Amigos, Wayne's World
Scifi/Fantasy: Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit movies, the Princess Bride, the Fifth Element, most of the X-Men movies, The Avengers, Thor, Ironman, Captain America, Guardians of the Galaxy (pretty much any Marvel superhero movie...except Dare Devil...that one sucked) Labyrinth, The Hunger Games movies, The Neverending Story, MST3k movies, Mad Max movies (actually I like the whole post-apocalyptic world genre. It makes for interesting movies)
Action: Indiana Jones, James Bond, Black Hawk Down, Bourne Movies, Taken

Music: The Foo Fighters, Incubus, Adele, Beck, Weezer, The Black Keys, Tom Petty, John Mayer, Cake, Muse, Royal Blood, Modest Mouse, the Strokes, The White Stripes, Stevie Wonder, Old school Michael Jackson, the Killers, Spoon, David Bowie, AC/DC, Journey, Kansas, Steve Miller Band, CCR, REO Speedwagon, Soundgarden, Audioslave, lots of classic rock and a little country.

TV Shows... Doctor Who, Psych, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Robot Chicken, Futurama, Black Books, The IT Crowd, Green Wing, the Mindy Project, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Spaced, Midsomer Murders, The New Girl, the Walking Dead, supernatural, it's always sunny in Philadelphia, Sherlock, the Killing, Broadchurch, Game of Thrones, Blacklist, iZombie, Fresh off the Boat, Netflix's Daredevil, Community, 12 Monkeys, Penny Dreadful, Stranger Things, Luther, Westworld

books.... well I have a soft spot for Stephen King, Jane Austen, J.K. Rowling (yes I do like Harry Potter), Douglas Adams, Jim Butcher, Agatha Christie... My favorite books of all time are To Kill a Mockingbird, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Dark Tower Series, Pride and Prejudice

as for food... I am not a fancy girl who needs expensive posh restaurants. A nice burger joint will do fine or a hole in the wall eclectic venue.
Six things I could never do without
1. Nerdy conversation
2. Hugs from my parents
3. Cuddling with my dog
4. Arguing with my brother
5. Road trips
6. A good book
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually at home watching Netflix
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can pick up things with my toes.
You should message me if
You want to get to know an awesome lady.
If you're a gentleman.
If you enjoy being silly.
If you like adventure.
If you like coke icees.
If you read this whole thing and haven't fallen asleep.
If you like a sweet, loyal, compassionate and slightly awkward woman ;)
The two of us