I read. I talk a lot. I enter into every undertaking with a sense of child-like wonder.
Likes to pretend he's a terrible human being, but actually spends his time helping all manner of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
I can dance. The ability to dance with a partner is the greatest skill a young man can have.
My accent attracts a few comments. Apparently it sounds beautiful when I say the words "burglar alarm".
The Flashman series of novels by George MacDonald Fraser. Flashman is, in many ways, my hero. In other ways, not so much.
Also, George Melly and Louis Armstrong are musicians that I have a lot of time for. I also love Prince. I am not ashamed of this.
Lastly, Robert Burns is an astonishing poet. And not just for the reasons you'd think.
Dancing. Specifically, dancing with a partner. More specifically, dancing blues with a partner.
It's says six things; I gave three. And three's what you'll get.
We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them. Don’t let them explore you until they’ve explored the secret universes of books. Don’t let them connect with you until they’ve walked between the lines on the pages.
Books are cool, if you have to withhold yourself from someone for a bit in order for them to realize this then do so.
John Samuel Waters"