apollllo
24 Chandler, United States
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My self-summary
ignore the flattering photos; I look like a potato in real life. just kidding apparently I actually look better in real life. Imagine a handsome potato.

if you describe yourself as sapiosexual im gonna laugh at you w my friends. you better be able to define intelligence if you're gonna say you're sapio!

I'm goofy as fuck most of the time, but I can slap my game face on and get real serious whenever I feel like it.

I value humility and thoughtfulness but I think a little arrogance and starry-eyed impulsiveness is good for the soul.

Most people here are so bad at holding a conversation! let's hang out or go out if things click. I'd rather not talk for more than a few days before meeting
What I’m doing with my life
I got a job as a software developer!

I like my job but I find it very refreshing to talk to people in more creative fields
I’m really good at
Forgetting sriracha is on my hands when I put in my contacts.

Playing instruments (drums -> piano -> singing), making people laugh, talking to people, picking/making shit up on the fly.

using semicolons correctly. But 99% of the time I don't, because it makes me sound like a tool. I'd rather look like a tool by explaining why I don't use semicolons
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: I haven't read a novel in so long...:'( last time I read a novel it was like atlas shrugged and I was a pretentious 19-year-old, so yea, it's been a while

movies: I've watched HP like 8 times each

shows: it's always sunny in philadelphia, tim & eric

music: vampire weekend

food: in-n-out, pancakes, and anything to do with strawberries. I freeze fruit gushers/sour patch kids and let them thaw in my mouth. It's absolute bliss, please try it.

TV: its always sunny, supernatural, FMA, lost. i like random tv shows
The six things I could never do without
CNS stimulants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how ugly ed sheeran is like what in god's name is he
On a typical Friday night I am
attempting to sell my soul for ewan mcgregor's voice
You should message me if
you are that person in your group of friends who takes monopoly way too seriously

tell me what movies/shows you watch over and over again when you're sick! for me it's harry potter and lord of the rings

you like the onion, clickhole, it's always sunny, etc

you want to play video games with me and fuck with npcs

you like dads/older men. i want to understand you, srsly i want to really understand
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