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My self-summary
Why should you and your single friends waste your time each meeting guys separately when you can meet three at once.

Welcome to the future of dating.

That's right. For a limited time only, you and two friends have an opportunity to date three of the sexiest dudes this side of the Mississippi.

Do you have two other friends that are super awesome and looking to have a good time? Then you're on the right profile. Please, stick around, and have a look-see.

Unfortunately this is a package deal ladies--we are only looking for triple dates, if you are interested in dating any three of these gentlemen individually then you'll need to contact them individually at markles86 , topher5151, and Greg.

Oh, and yes. We are serious... we think.
What I’m doing with my life
We are the collective heads of an international gun running and drug smuggling organization with ties to organized crime and terrorism.

Topher is the brains; Ban-jams is in charge of the money; Marckles uses his stereotypical-but-totally-true-so-its-not-racist ninja skills to keep the lesser bosses in line.
I’m really good at
1/3 of us is good at Rock Band.
2/3 of us are good at Soccer.
2/3 of us give good foot massages.
3/3 of us kick ass and chew bubblegum...
2/3 of us are all out of bubblegum.
The first things people usually notice about me
The smell of sex panther.
Six things I could never do without
1) Greg
2) Markles86
3) Topher5151
4) You
5) Your Friend # 1
6) Your Friend # 2
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why there's no "the other half of an orgy." checkbox in the "I'm looking for..." section.
On a typical Friday night I am
In several different places or all together.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have multiple personalities.
You should message me if
You want to rent a quadricycle and ride across the golden gate bridge with us. It's going to be legendary!
The two of us