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My self-summary
I'm a professional cynic and giraffe-abortionist. Not really, but it has recently become blatantly obvious that I am what is referred to as "bohemian."

I'm also good for a night of dancing to electro. Perhaps I'll throw my own cocktail party, watch a movie followed by a makeout session, curl up with a book, or discuss philosophy and ancient wisdom until the sun rises as we drive to the beach. Whatev, I'm down.

I am a well-dressed hypocritical hippie, an activist (if I care), a sporadic artist, sometimes a raver, and above all a shaman. I try to maintain Temperance and strive for androgyny.

I believe life is a massive joke. Or prison. Or both.

I am urbane, (com)passionate, and full of panache.
What I’m doing with my life
I went to Occidental College in LA, Critical Theory & Social Justice Major... it used to just be the Anthropology department. My dream was to do what Jeremy Narby does... before I discovered him. So I dropped out of that awful school and took some time to decide to be a writer, which was my original dream as a child, so I'm back in school.
I’m really good at
It usually just depends on what I ENJOY doing. I think I'm a fair poet, a good cook (by taste, not recipes or measurements), and great at baking. I do tarot. I have an amazing eye for color-matching and design and whatever. I'm creative enough to entertain children for hours, but I'm not patient enough. I'm best at standing out. I like changing outfits a lot. I get bored easily, so I have to be creative enough to entertain myself.

If you're in the mood for a mindfuck, I'm always ready to delve into mystical realms of consciousness.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyebrows or my green eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a. EXPECT RESISTANCE, Food of the Gods, The Dispossessed, His Dark Materials Trilogy, The Dark is Rising Sequence, LOTR, HP, Crime & Punishment, Tao te Ching, Paradise Lost, Woman Warrior, Flirting with Danger, Their Eyes were Watching God, 1984, Go Ask Alice, The Cannabible, From Chocolate to Morphine, Soul Colors, Cat's Cradle, the Cosmic Serpent, Outliers, anything by Oscar Wilde, Emily Dickinson, E.E. Cummings, Milan Kundera, Haruki Murakami, Sylvia Plath, ANNE SEXTON, Adrienne Rich, and anything on Erowid, anything by Neil Gaiman, Supernatural, Book of Lies

b. Momento, Diary of a Sex Addict, Perfume, Stardust, Breakfast on Pluto, Run Lola Run, Pan's Labyrinth, Harold & Maude, Donnie Darko, Amelie, V for Vendetta, A Clockwork Orange, Ma Vie en Rose, Touch of Pink, Monster, Mulholland Drive, Sunset Limited, Gran Torino, Metropolis, Zeitgeist Moving Forward, Rent, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Chocolat, Beetlejuice, Moulin Rouge, Blue Velvet, Tank Girl, Mean Girls, Little Miss Sunshine, Better off Dead, Best in Show, Adam & Steve, Blade Runner, I Love You Phillip Morris, Russian Dolls, Latter Days (I met Steve Sandvoss, the actor!), Indie and experimental films

c. Rilo Kiley, Monarchy, M.I.A., Purity Ring, Nero, Zeds Dead, The Presets, Tiesto, Iron & Wine, Okkervil River, Dra Grafton Primary, Vitalic, Dirty South, DJ Inphinity, Dragonette, Vandalism, Pendulum, Android Lust, DJ Eckoe, Burial, The Chemical Brothers, Poe, Ziggy Marley, Underworld, Infected Mushroom, Apoptygma Berzerk, Covenant, David Guetta, The Smiths, The Faint, The Hush Sound, Shiny Toy Guns, Ima Robot, Kate Nash, Depeche Mode, Goldfrapp, The Sounds, The Coral Sea, BT, Rufus Wainwright, Enigma, Conjure One, Rasputina, Scissor Sisters, Sneaky Sound System, Jefferson Airplane, EDM in general (except Happy Hardcore

d. Anything NOT american. I especially like pesto, curry, and mole. I try to eat all-natural, but I find it hard to be entirely vegetarian.
Six things I could never do without
No such thing. I'm just grateful I have this laptop I'm typing with.

However, here are SEVEN, (because I don't like even numbers), things I really really like: bright and rich colors, music (with BASS), kombucha, gems/rocks, tweezers, sunglasses, the internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Esoteric wisdom, Mysticism, Ayurveda, Alchemy, Anarchy, Astrology (Vedic, Western, & Chinese), Etymology, Shamanism, Semiotics, Novelty Theory, Stoned Ape Theory, Art, Books, Movies, Botony, Shopping, Photography, French, Poetry, Coffee, Culture, Travel, Animals, Electronics, Tarot, Fairytales, Folklore, Myths/Legends, the creation story told in every culture, Jacques Derrida, Michel Foucault, social justice, what I'm going to eat next... you know, important stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully at a party, club, or just chillin...

I'd also be down to chill at someone's house or a cafe, though... and I never say no to a little cuddlin.

Or perhaps I'm meeting you, because you can only gather so much from someone online, and I'd love to hang out. It beats the shit out of staying home alone on a Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty intense.
You should message me if
You feel the slightest inclination, because "there are no coincidences"

...your curiosity is piqued. want me to perform an exorcism. (haha)

If we have odd things in common, like escaping a cult, loving Foucault, enjoying Gregorian chant, you love CrimeThinc, you support Anonymous, or you know that "Techno" refers to a specific and annoying subgenre of electronic music characterized by a 4/4 beat, 140-160 bpm, and long percussion breaks- and you scream with rage anytime someone insults you by using the term indiscriminately.

You know you wanna.
The two of us