trouble2trouble
29 Sydney, Australia
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My self-summary
Every episode of Seinfeld sums me up quite well!

I have a sense of humour about everything because otherwise what's the point?

My goal in life is to win Survivor, deposit all the money in the bank, and then work just two days a week. The rest of my time will be spent travelling, having good sex with my man, watching movies, playing video games and learning whatever it is that I feel like learning at the time.
What I’m doing with my life
Freelance journalist floating aimlessly through life, looking for love when I've had too much to drink, buying things online that I don't need and trying not to eat too much.
I’m really good at
Laughing at super inappropriate things and being politically incorrect.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm skinny and always listening to music. Also, my humongous cock and billion dollar bank account.

The last two things are a total lie btw.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Like everybody on here that isn't currently an active bookworm, this is the part where I say I haven't been reading much but "I really should get back into it." If it helps you get an idea of my personality, here's what I read in the past year: an old Dolly Parton autobiography, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Battle Royale, and Nietzsche's Good & Evil.

Movies: I wouldn't call myself a cinephile since there's still so much I haven't seen yet, but I am really into movies. My favourite film-makers include Kubrick, Todd Solondz, and Wong Kar-wai. Without sounding pretentious (I hope) I love foreign films and arthouse, as well as horror movies, b-movies, and cult movies. Pretty much anything outside of modern Hollywood.

TV: Buffy and Angel, Seinfeld, Twin Peaks, Freaks & Geeks, The Comeback, Real Housewives of Anywhere, Mad Men, Kids In The Hall, Melrose Place, Adventure Time, The Regular Show, Louie, Daria, The X-Files, and old-school The Simpsons (anything before season 11).

I do not watch SNL. I agree with Trump that it is NOT funny. I hope that my future husband feels the same way as Trump and I.

Music: Everything. My taste is very broad. I love classic pop and rock, alternative, and am obsessed with K-pop and J-pop, just to name a few.

Food: Chocolate and avocado.
The six things I could never do without
Music
Chocolate
Avocado
Porn
Adventure Time
An extra pillow because I hate sleeping with just one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I work hard to block out the voice that tells me to kill.

I'm only kidding. Please don't close my profile!
On a typical Friday night I am
No comment. Next question!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a weird crush on Robert from Everybody Loves Raymond. Also, that I watch Everybody Loves Raymond.
You should message me if
You have a good and/or fucked-up sense of humour and are after a new friend.

You're tall. I'm a damn mess when it comes to tall men.

You believe you could be the man of my dreams and you long to be inside me, both mentally and physically.

Don't message me if you're an annoying SJW or Steve Jobs biography is listed as one of your favourite books.
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