The best way I can sum myself up is to tell you that it wasn't until a few years ago that I actually realized that my all-time favourite show, Seinfeld, is about a bunch of cynical selfish misanthropes. I relate to the characters so much that I just always assumed their behaviour was completely normal.
The last two things are a total lie.
Movies: I wouldn't call myself a cinephile since there's still so much I haven't seen yet, but I am really into movies. My favourite film-makers include Kubrick, Todd Solondz, and Wong Kar-wai. Without sounding pretentious (I hope) I love foreign films and arthouse, as well as horror movies, b-movies, and cult movies. Pretty much anything outside of modern Hollywood.
TV: Buffy and Angel, Seinfeld, Twin Peaks, Freaks & Geeks, The Comeback, Real Housewives of Anywhere, Mad Men, Kids In The Hall, Melrose Place, Adventure Time, The Regular Show, Louie, Daria, The X-Files, Web Therapy, Queer As Folk, and old-school The Simpsons (anything before season 11).
By the way, I hate Family Guy, Modern Family, SNL, and American late-night TV, so don't ever put any of them on if you invite me to hang out at your place or I'll shank you with a pencil.
Music: Everything. My taste is very broad, but to be a little specific my favourite singer is Fiona Apple and I'm obsessed with K-pop and J-pop.
Food: Chocolate and avocado.
An extra pillow because I hate sleeping with just one.
I'm only kidding. Please don't close my profile!
You're tall. I'm a damn mess when it comes to tall men.
You believe you could be the man of my dreams and you long to be inside me, both mentally and physically.
Don't message me if you're obsessed with your iPhone or if that Steve Jobs biography is listed as one of your favourite books. Also, no social justice warriors.