I have a sense of humour about everything because otherwise what's the point?
My goal in life is to win Survivor, deposit all the money in the bank, and then work just two days a week. The rest of my time will be spent travelling, having good sex with my man, watching movies, playing video games and learning whatever it is that I feel like learning at the time.
The last two things are a total lie btw.
Movies: I wouldn't call myself a cinephile since there's still so much I haven't seen yet, but I am really into movies. My favourite film-makers include Kubrick, Todd Solondz, and Wong Kar-wai. Without sounding pretentious (I hope) I love foreign films and arthouse, as well as horror movies, b-movies, and cult movies. Pretty much anything outside of modern Hollywood.
TV: Buffy and Angel, Seinfeld, Twin Peaks, Freaks & Geeks, The Comeback, Real Housewives of Anywhere, Mad Men, Kids In The Hall, Melrose Place, Adventure Time, The Regular Show, Louie, Daria, The X-Files, and old-school The Simpsons (anything before season 11).
I do not watch SNL. I agree with Trump that it is NOT funny. I hope that my future husband feels the same way as Trump and I.
Music: Everything. My taste is very broad. I love classic pop and rock, alternative, and am obsessed with K-pop and J-pop, just to name a few.
Food: Chocolate and avocado.
An extra pillow because I hate sleeping with just one.
I'm only kidding. Please don't close my profile!
You're tall. I'm a damn mess when it comes to tall men.
You believe you could be the man of my dreams and you long to be inside me, both mentally and physically.
Don't message me if you're an annoying SJW or Steve Jobs biography is listed as one of your favourite books.