29 Orlando, United States
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My self-summary
I am a master at destroying/losing phones.
I have a weakness for boots and fancy soaps.
Food: the weirder the better.
I am a music snob and I apologize in advance.
I've pissed off every Dunkin' Donuts within a 10 mile radius of where I wake up...
What I’m doing with my life
Working, giving all my attention to two very needy dogs, and training myself not to sleep in the nude.

UPDATE: I'm now also trying to grow a jasmine plant. I've started a horribly ugly collection of framed needlepoint pieces. Semi-success on the non-nude sleeping.
I’m really good at
Predicting who will win RuPaul's Drag Race.
Parallel parking.
Making small to medium sized fires.
Maintaining a healthy balance of charming grumpiness and reluctant niceness.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm kind of quiet? That I have nice eyebrows?

I have no idea...

Alright, fine. It's the boobs. It's always the boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like reading stuff by Pablo Neruda, Jeanette Winterson, Pat Highsmith, Robert Olmstead, Nicholson Baker, Anne Sexton, Michelle Tea. Most read book: 'Ethan Frome' by Edith Wharton.

Creepy documentaries and sharp mockumentaries. I have a soft spot for Leslie Nielsen and Mel Brooks movies. Most watched movie: 'Airplane'

Drag Race, duh. Community, The Bridge, Broadchurch, Broad City, Another Period, Wentworth, House of Cards. I left out all the embarassing ones...

Music... If you really want to know I can tell you but I just don't even know where to start here.

Food is just... I could go on and on about food. It's better face to face, though.
The six things I could never do without
My brother.
Music that blows my mind.
Knowing in the back of my mind during the more single parts of my life that one day, yes, there will be sex in my life again.
'Epithalamium' by Neruda.
A little isolation every now and then.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Drag queens.
On a typical Friday night I am
In a shitty bar. Having a delightful time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
At times I can be infuriatingly aloof. I know... and kind of enjoy it. But also, sorry.
You should message me if
Above all else you are respectful and compassionate to others because there is honestly nothing more attractive than a lovely person.

Also. I've noticed a lot of profiles directing profile visitors not to just message "Hi" or "How are you?" Just wanted to say you can feel free to do so... I know sometimes it's tough coming up with the perfect first sentence that shows "hey, I read your profile" while also not seeming like an over-enthused creeper.