28Laguna Beach, United States
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My self-summary
One time somebody came up to me on the street and said, "I recognize you from "OkCupid!" That was weird. Please don't do that if you see me.

I'm a closeted nerd. I'm sarcastic. I like to cook. I have a dog. I play tennis. I like TV. I live by the beach but suck at going to it. I like concision.
What I’m doing with my life
I had specifics about my job on here at one point, then got scared of getting murdered, so now I'll just tell you individually if you don't seem like a criminal.
I’m really good at
Ping pong. No really.
The first things people usually notice about me
My lips?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Give yourself Goosebumps and other childhood adventures. Game of Thrones.

Movies: Shawshank. Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'

TV: Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Arrested Development, Modern Family, New Girl, etc, etc.

Music: Alternative/indie rock, but "Turn Down For What" is also a beautifully written song.

Listing favorite food is an impossibility. I cook a lot of Italian and love Japanese.
Six things I could never do without
Burt's Bees. Is that six?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm going to make for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually going out with friends, realizing it's not that much fun, then remembering we have plenty to drink, board games, and a TV at home.

Or maybe Disneyland.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I kiss my dog on the mouth. Well, I guess he kisses me on the mouth. I don't object.
You should message me if
You like going out as much as you like staying in, and you'll put up with (and also dish out) sarcasm.
The two of us