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My self-summary
1) A lot of hair (apart from the head).
2) Awkwardly funny and sometimes offensive humor.
3) An endless appetite.

Mix them all together in a big metal bowl while playing the theme to Monty Python and...nothing will happen because no one believes in shit like this. People are created through sex guys...

Recently arrived in London to work as an engineer (although im not a really good handy man) and I intend to stay here for some time. Hit me up for some beers and giggles.
What I’m doing with my life
Dreaming of space travel and a world without hitting our pinky fingers in furniture around the house.
I’m really good at
I can do all the shapes with my tongue, which is something cool I guess.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height and my beard...ok how can they be TWO first things?? I mean the very definition of "first" is something unique that predates everything else! There shouldn't be a plural in...pff...I can't even..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies:Inception,Memento,almost everything from Stanley Kubcrick,Monty Python,LotR,Avengers(no shit),Batman movies,Promitheus,Star Wars,Dallas Buyers Club and many more

Shows:IT crowd,Flying circus,Black Adder,Arrested Development,Lie to me,Sherlock,How i met your mother,Walking Dead,Alcatraz,True Detective,Hannibal,Breaking Bad,Penny dreadful

Music:Rock,Metal,Garage rock(i can hear Nevermore to Arctic Monkeys and The Heavy)
Food:mostly anything...
Six things I could never do without
On a typical Friday night I am
Being typical...and awsome...and boastful
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i really REALLY like trash movies...
You should message me if
You have a proper sense of humor(or else you will hate me)
You know the instruction of using the holy hand grenade
You can separate ale,lagger,and weiss beer
Or at least can hold on a decent conversation :D
The two of us