1) A lot of hair (apart from the head).
2) Awkwardly funny and sometimes offensive humor.
3) An endless appetite.
Mix them all together in a big metal bowl while playing the theme to Monty Python and...nothing will happen because no one believes in shit like this. People are created through sex guys...
Recently arrived in London to work as an engineer (although im not a really good handy man) and I intend to stay here for some time. Hit me up for some beers and giggles.
Shows:IT crowd,Flying circus,Black Adder,Arrested Development,Lie to me,Sherlock,How i met your mother,Walking Dead,Alcatraz,True Detective,Hannibal,Breaking Bad,Penny dreadful
Music:Rock,Metal,Garage rock(i can hear Nevermore to Arctic Monkeys and The Heavy)
You know the instruction of using the holy hand grenade
You can separate ale,lagger,and weiss beer
Or at least can hold on a decent conversation :D