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My self-summary
I feel like most people deserve a conversation outside this box. Plus I was never good at the "elevator pitch" (I like the stairs better anyway) but here's the CliffNotes:

I'm a social person. I am positive and optimistic. I appreciate people who don't take life / themselves too seriously. I'm high-energy. I'm quite expressive and excitable. I like to do new things. I enjoy traveling to new places and exploring outside the gates of a resort. I may have life ADD - undiagnosed so far - but I don't like routine and I like to stay busy. (This has also prevented me from acquiring a specific life-long hobby.)

I connect best with people who are intelligent, driven, passionate, caring, and who can hold a conversation on an array of topics / who are witty and can quip back and forth with me.
What I’m doing with my life
By day, I am a consultant. I work hard (and a lot of hours) and I'm pretty driven and ambitious; however, I consider my job as a means to an end (namely, a source of funding to enjoy life and pay off student loans).
I’m really good at
- I can bark amazingly well - people have been known to confuse it with a real dog's bark
- having conversations - I'm especially good at talking, but I've been known to listen, too
- connecting with people
- getting lost in parentheticals when writing (I use a lot if you haven't noticed [and I'm not sure if brackets come next, like they do in math])
- making people laugh
- making second impressions
- folding clothes - no wrinkles on my watch
- making lists on OKCupid
The first things people usually notice about me
Isn't this something you should be able to answer?
Six things I could never do without
1. friends
2. my iphone
3. coffee
4. outside
5. travel (is travel a 'thing'?)
6. daily quiver matches, obviously
bonus. britney spears music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people think it's acceptable behavior to talk in the bathroom. It's not.

Why Cascada made a dance song about evacuating the dance floor.
On a typical Friday night I am
I go out to bars a lot (I'm sure you can name the ones I frequent, nothing too underground). I enjoy dinners with friends. I enjoy large get-togethers with friends. I also really enjoy sitting with someone I care about and talking with them.
You should message me if
Message if any of the following apply:
- You have an answer to "The first thing you noticed about me is..."
- You think my attempt to sound compelling worked and you're remotely interested in me
- You think I deserve a second chance to make a first impression
- You're bored and want to chat
The two of us