26Elizabethtown, United States
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My self-summary
If you asked me to describe my life as quickly and accurately as possible, I’d look you square in the eye and say, “I would have to say it’s almost exactly like a combination of Wayne’s World and Clerks 1” as I tried not to laugh while trying to convince you that I’m serious. Unlike my most excellent, fictional heroes I can’t say that I host a weekly, public access TV show. However, I do volunteer my time as a promoter and booker for local bands. I can’t say my line of work has ever landed me groveling at the feet of Alice Cooper, it has landed me some of the most fun and epic nights I’ve ever had. But on the flip side, one thing that the Heavy-Metal Dynamic Duo and I for sure have in common (our love of Metal aside) would be the ability to make a simple trip into a grand scale adventure…especially when surrounded by my close friends or when “Bohemian Rhapsody” just, “Happens” to start playing. As for being able to answer the question of whether or not the independent contractors that were working on the second Death Star when it was destroyed were innocent or not --- Yes. I believe they were. Also, Greedo shot first. But aside from being able to debate hypothetical realisms in Star Wars like my favorite set of Clerks, I can’t say that I work at either a crappy video store or in gas station. In fact, I work in a warehouse where my title is, “Team Member”. Although the place has never closed down to have hockey practice on the roof, I’m surrounded by some of my closest friends for hours at a time. Needless to say, it’s pretty difficult to find a dull moment throughout the day.
I’m currently a single parent of none, meaning that when I’m not helping Unity Productions or processing incoming inventory and you’re lucky enough to catch me between adventures, I can be found in my humble abode either relaxing on the couch watching TV, lost within the pages of a book or article, lurking the internet, building towards becoming a virtuoso, or occasionally sleeping. As for these excellent adventures I continually reference, good luck trying to find me is all I have to say. There’s no telling where I could turn up. From the aisles of Wal-Mart to discovering a new trail in the woods and everywhere in between, it’s all my playground. I’m just as happy sleeping in a tent after an all-day kayaking adventure as I am sipping on a caramel macchiato or Redbull while walking down Bardstown Road being obnoxious and goofy with my friends. Seeing as I’m a very curious and inquisitive person, I love trying out new activities and foods. I pride myself on my open-mindedness. Anything is worth trying once as well as every story is worth hearing once.
But, as for now, that’s all the time I have left for this section! Tune in next week as the format of said profile could change entirely! If you’d like to find out more, feel free to shoot me a message! I assure you, my mailbox is open! Party On, Mysterious Potential Date! Party on, Tyler!
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying it, that's for sure!
But speaking more seriously, I'm currently on a path of self-discovery, if you will. I'm weighing my options and seeing which path will be best for me in the future, in terms of education, a career, the location best suited to my future endeavors, and of course the best way of accomplishing those goals.
I’m really good at
Seeing as I do my best to always remain in a happy mood and I have a ridiculous amount of optimism, I'm always good at lightening the mood and putting a smile on someone's face.
I also a natural affinity for computer systems (both hardware and software).
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually, the first thing someone notices about me is that I can come across as a bit awkward. I worry about making a bad first impression and sometimes that causes me to come as either quiet or awkward. Now, if my worry doesn't get the best of me, then it's quite common for me to hear that the first thing noticed is my goofy nature and that I can get a bit loud at times.

In terms of looks, I've always been told it comes down to how thin I am, my nose, or my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book would be 1984 by George Orwell OR The Icewind Dale Trilogy by R.A. Slavatore.

Movie = Wayne's World. Hands down.

Music = It truly depends on my mood because I can listen to something from any genre and find something that I like.

Food = Sushi, as it is the greatest thing in existence.
Six things I could never do without
1.) Food.
2.) Water
3.) Shelter
4.) Air
5.) Trees
6.) The Minor Pentatonic Scale
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I'll be in the next few years. I have a lot of different ideas that bounce around in this tiny brain of mine. What sort of job will I have, what state or country will I be living in are two questions that I'm always asking. What if Chaos and Reason gets a big break? What if I built up the motivation to get back into the gym? When will I meet another girl and how long will this one last?
Those are the most common questions on my mind (amongst've gotta ask for those)
On a typical Friday night I am
What is this, "typical" you speak of? Does not compute.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've always wanted to be on Jackass.
You should message me if
The better question is, "Why shouldn't you message me?"

...Wait...don't answer that. I'm a bad influence. Didn't your mother teach you to not talk to strangers!?

But in all honesty, because I have a high entertainment value. That's probably the best reason.
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