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My self-summary
I'm originally from Houston, but I went to UTD.

Well, I'm a big nerd, so if you don't like xkcd or don't know what I'm talking about, we probably don't have much in common. I've played the tuba since since sixth grade, and I lifeguarded for six summers. I love all sports, but I especially like to bowl and play frisbee, mini-golf and ping pong. I may have the greatest watch tan you've ever seen, and I love the tan line you get on the edge of your fingers. I like girls who wear glasses and don't wear make-up. I hate standard time: There's just no reason to make the sun go down so early.

I'm a big fan of brutal honesty. I'd rather hear the painful truth than a polite lie.
Also, they're taking the Hobbits to Isengard.
What I’m doing with my life
I recently started a job as a software developer.
I’m really good at
grammar, being awkward at parties, Microsoft Excel.
The first things people usually notice about me
Either the beard or the introversion.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food: I'm a pretty picky eater, but I love Italian and Mexican food.

Books: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Ender's Game, Animal Farm, Anthem, the Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Oil

Movies: The Matrix, V for Vendetta, Inception, Star Wars, Inglourious Basterds (yes, that's how the movie is spelled), Spider-Man, Office Space

Bands: Linkin Park, Green Day, All-American Rejects, Weezer, The Fray, Weird Al, They Might Be Giants

TV: Futurama, Firefly, Arrested Development, Mythbusters, Cowboy Bebop, Jeopardy, Bill-Nye the Science Guy, Pinky and the Brain, Inuysaha.

Video Games: KotOr, Pokemon, Mario Kart, Mass Effect
Six things I could never do without
Stewart & Colbert
His Noodliness, The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Corrective lenses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
everything. I'm lost in thought a significant portion of the time.
I like discussing, politics, history, science, anything intellectual really.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing the same thing we do every night, Pinky: trying to take over the world!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In high school, I created several card games with my friends, as well as some fun variations on Paper Scissors Rock (PSR). Yeah, we were that nerdy and that boring.
You should message me if
you're not a crazy religious nut.
you identify with the song "White & Nerdy".
you know Java.
your spoon is too big.
you're a Ravenclaw.
The two of us