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My self-summary
"We should have chosen him to host the Daily Show after me."
- Jon Stewart

"He sucks at playing basketball but he's one of our biggest fans so there's that."
- Former University of Arizona Basketball Coach, Lute Olson

"9 times out of 10, he can fix it. That 1 time out of 10 though, he'll fuck it up royally more than it was."
- Bob Villa, former host of, "This Old House"

"The guy has lived here his whole life. Which may seem crazy but you can't question his love for Tucson."
- That old guy who's drinking in the corner of the Buffet Bar and Crock Pot every night because he may actually live there.

"During Christmas, he's one of the Electric Company's favorite customers."
- Clark Griswold
What I’m doing with my life
I currently have a consulting business and work in progressive politics. I also run a small landscaping company on the side. Need a patio? I'm your guy. But I'm thinking of getting into real estate, specifically property management and flipping houses of all things. Really putting that Masters degree to use, you know?
I’m really good at
I think the reviews speak for themselves.
The first things people usually notice about me
I guess I'm tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Michael Chrichton novels, 1984, Brave New World, The Bean Trees, LOTR Trilogy, America (The Book)

Movies- Stanley Kubrick films, Snowpiercer, The Wolf of Wall Street, American Beauty, Office Space, Tommy Boy, Goodfellas, Dodgeball, Rounders, Mean Girls, Con Air, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Lost in Translation, Best in Show, Roger and Me, Friday, A Christmas Story, Super Troopers, Pulp Fiction, Taken, Bridesmaids, the newest Batman movies, Old School, The Departed, Guardians of the Galaxy. And yes, Star Trek Movies.

TV: Seinfeld, It's Always Sunny, Tosh.0, South Park, Law and Order, How I Met Your Mother, Yard Crashers, Bath Crashers, anything on the DIY network really, Jon Stewart, Colbert, Mad Men, The Newsroom, Arrested Development, House of Cards, Parks and Rec.

Music- Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Johnny Cash, Arcade Fire, Phoenix, Feist, Silverchair, System of a Down, Vampire Weekend, Foo Fighters, Alice in Chains, one hit wonders from the 90's, Alanis Morisette, Mumford and Sons, alt-J.

Food- damn near anything. In particular, sushi, Mexican, a good sub sandwich now and then. I love to cook salmon and fire up the grill once in awhile for steaks and vegetables.
The six things I could never do without
The interwebs
Pesky cell phone
My contacts- Blind without them!
My cordless drill
Happy Hour
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The weekend, what the hell we're doing here. Oh, and they say the universe is expanding, my question is, what is it expanding into? More space right? So it just goes on forever? Whoa...
On a typical Friday night I am
Spending time with friends either Downtown or sometimes at the
house. Actually, I am 100% at the Buffet in time for Happy Minute (that's a joke).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time, I almost got a tattoo. But then I didn't. I'm so edgy.
You should message me if
You think Donald Trump is a threat to American Democracy.