I'm goofy, weird, and awkward. You'll need a sense of humor and an open mind. I'm passionate and outspoken, but I also love to listen and learn. I am greedy for experience and laughter and sunshine and cool nights and magical people, but I have also learned to appreciate stillness and routine. I don't know what the fuck to do with my face in photos.
I work in a kitchen developing new flavors of frozen treats. It's exactly as awesome as it sounds.
I can't pin my tastes down to any particular style or genre of music, but I can say this with absolute certainty: I don't trust anyone who can sit still while listening to James Brown. Dolly Parton is my One True Queen. I would trebuchet Coldplay across medieval Europe.
I can't pick a favorite book, ever. I usually enjoy YA and distopian future. It's not a book, but I love the Utne Reader. I really enjoyed the Song of Ice and Fire series and will hardcore nerd-out about it if you want. Biographies are fascinating. Tell me about the books that have made you cry or fucked your whole life up. I want to read them.
There is a pretty good chance I haven't seen most of the movies you consider awesome, so don't be surprised when I say "oh, I haven't seen that, but I'd love to." Favorites that come to mind: Pan's Labyrinth, Harold and Maude, Grey Gardens (both the documentary and the HBO film), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Closer, Almost Famous, Romeo + Juliet, Stop Making Sense, The Departed, Star Wars IV-VI, Francis Ha, O Brother Where Art Thou.
I watch a lot more TV then I should/want to but whatever. Game of Thrones, Orphan Black, House of Cards, Grace and Frankie, Parks and Rec foreverrrrrrr and I'm absolutely obsessed with Chip and Joanna Gaines but also really scared of them. I really like watching football, baseball, and NCAA basketball which always surprises people but whatever.
Also, why does every group in The Walking Dead have a different word for the walkers? Did the American public collectively forget the word "zombie?" If so, how did that happen? What were the contributing social and political factors? Pkease advise.
I have Beyoncé's 2013 Super Bowl performance bookmarked on all of my electronic devices.
I'm fatter and cuter in person.
Must know how to approach a woman without using "hey cutie" and other such variations.
I'm also looking for platonic friends, so if you think it would be neat to hang out, let's make it happen.