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My self-summary
Art gallery and chill?

Cranky hedge witch livin in the city and missing the Mississipi River. Looking for brave people with magic in their eyes.

I like lavender flowers, pink glitter, cool breezes, champagne, floral prints, museums, my puppy dog, the beach, and pretty women.

Brunch, beaches, and baseball are on my summer checklist. Let's make it happen.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in a kitchen developing new flavors of frozen treats. It's exactly as awesome as it sounds.
I’m really good at
Mixing drinks and decorating my apartment. Telling stories. Floral arrangements. Eating all of my vegetables. Mediating conflict. Cooking and baking. Saying no to pants. Being a feminist killjoy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A life without cheese is a life I have no interest in.

I can't pin my tastes down to any particular style or genre of music, but I can say this with absolute certainty: I don't trust anyone who can sit still while listening to James Brown. Dolly Parton is my One True Queen. I would trebuchet Coldplay across medieval Europe.

I can't pick a favorite book, ever. I usually enjoy YA and distopian future. It's not a book, but I love the Utne Reader. Biographies are fascinating. Tell me about the books that have made you cry or fucked your whole life up. I want to read them.

Silver screen favorites that come to mind: Pan's Labyrinth, Harold and Maude, Grey Gardens (both the documentary and the HBO film), 9 to 5, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Closer, Almost Famous, Romeo + Juliet, Stop Making Sense, The Departed, Francis Ha, O Brother Where Art Thou.

I watch a lot more TV then I should/want to but whatever. Game of Thrones, Orphan Black, House of Cards, Grace and Frankie, Parks and Rec foreverrrrrrr. I'm absolutely obsessed with Chip and Joanna Gaines but also really scared of them. I really like watching football, baseball, and NCAA basketball which always surprises people but whatever.
Six things I could never do without
My family. Pizza. Cardigans. A bathtub. Guacamole. My pup.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can make the world a better place. Community. Fucking with the status quo. Colors. Becoming a supervillain. Online dating as a performance art piece. Unexpevted flavor combinations.
On a typical Friday night I am
I like to go on a really long walk and then stay the fuck home. I got old all of the sudden but I'm cool with it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Lil Wayne's voice makes me want to take my clothes off.

I have Beyoncé's 2013 Super Bowl performance bookmarked on all of my electronic devices.

I'm fatter and cuter in person.
You should message me if
you're into passionate, eccentric, and slightly neurotic ladies. If you'd like a friend to explore with. If you want to ride bikes or go for a walk. If you're open to being challenged. Do you read tarot? Let's read tarot together.

Must know how to approach a woman without using "hey cutie" and other such variations.

I'm also looking for platonic friends, so if you think it would be neat to hang out, let's make it happen.
The two of us