I've got a fourish/fivish year old daughter (depending on when you read this), who is smarter, faster, and more attractive than me. I'm pretty much doomed. She'll eat us all alive, and go back for seconds. I've also got a remarkably sweet one-and-half-ish son. He's a real peach so far. But they're not kidding when they say two is significantly more intense than one. Damn, dude.
I guess I'm looking for people to chat with, the occasional boy to make out with, or maybe neat boys/girls who want to hang/play with a kickass pervy couple. We're both bi, and all over the map sexually so feel free to make any old weird proposition you'd like. If you want to check out her profile, you can see her at curiousnebula.
Boys, I should warn you... I tend to be kind of picky when it comes to men. I'm sexually attracted to men, but I tend to be able to relate to women better. That being said, please don't hold back from reaching out. Especially if you like the idea of making out with a couple.
I am wisecracking, happy, and flexibly perverse
Personally? In no particular order and by no means limited to... Chasing my daughter, being chased by my daughter, working in the garden, reading constantly, loving on my wife, gazing wistfully in loving adoration at my son, sticking it to the Man, smoking pot, half-assedly blogging (infiniteteatime.blogspot.com), doubting the big doubts, watching BBC series on dvd, and picturing you naked.
Plus, I have some very nifty friends. I like seeing them a lot too.
One thing I'm not particularly good at, but would like to get better at is blogging regularly. I've been trying to be better about it.
Sometimes I grow ironic mustaches, but they usually don't last long. I get tired of sleeping on the couch.
Moving Pictures: I don't really watch very many movies anymore. I used to be a movie nut, but now I tend to prefer to watch series on dvd. I prefer longer narrative arcs, and movies don't really seem to be able to go deep enough for my tastes most the time. Some favorites though are Ghost Dog, Raising Arizona, Fight Club, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, and Repo Man. Series wise, we really enjoy Arrested Development, Big Love, Battlestar, Heroes, Lost, Torchwood, Rome, Carnivale, and Weeds.
Pretty Sounds: I'm a heavy KEXP listener. I grew up on punk rock, and love early glam/punk. Stuff currently on my non-denominational MP3 player includes the Clash, the Magnetic Fields, Mclusky, Blackbird Raum, David Bowie, the New York Dolls, the Thermals, Gogol Bordello, Hole, Thee Headcoats, The Misfits, The Mountain Goats, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Future of the Left, Nation of Ulysses, The Beach Boys, and The Flesh Eaters. But I love old country, and new hip-hop, and Tuvan throat singing (Huun-Huur-Tu, yo!), and lots of other things. I've worked up some pretty sweet channels on Pandora as well, focusing mostly on psychedelic rock, early garage, and horror movie themed bands. So let me know if you're interested in hearing anything, and I'll send you the info.
Comestibles: Food. I like to eat it. I like to cook it. I'm not very picky.
That's why barbecues are my favorite social outlet. They cover the family, fire, friends, intoxicants, and trees.
Saturday's are usually quite a bit more lively though.
Also, if you want something more salacious... Cheetara on the Thundercats was the first crush I ever had, that I knew what was going on. It was the first time I realized what that tingly feeling meant.
Also, if you like the idea of meeting new people in the format of a back yard bbq. The kind of barbecue where the kids get hopped up on watermelon, and the adults get hopped up on hops and hop. Bocci ball is encouraged, political grandstanding is not discouraged, and banjos score extra points. Seriously, if you're the kind of person who spontaneously juggles or plays acoustic punk ballads or throat sings for no reason, I'd love if you came to my barbecues.
Also, if you think anything I said on here, or on my blog (again, that's infiniteteatime.blogspot.com) sounds interesting. Or if you want to smoke pot, watch porn, and make out. And if you like kick-ass couples. And definitely, DEFINITELY message me if you've ever wanted to be a naughty babysitter! We've always joked about finding a nice girl, who's good with kids and would be able to watch our daughter while we're at a movie. And then will let us do terribly naughty things when we get home. :)
Oh, one bit of persnicketyness... If you're a dude that lists himself as straight, but you think you might be "curious", or you want to cyber, or get a hummer in your car on the way to work... please don't bother messaging me. Have the decency, and courage to list yourself as bi. And don't assume that just because we're both married, and like dudes cocks that I'm going to help you cheat on your wife. I've done the "have sex with closet cases" and I can tell you, it's pretty awful. If you can't even come out on the internet, you don't get to come in my bedroom.