51Frederick, United States
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My self-summary
I am a nice guy. This does not serve me as well as you might think. I can be your friend and the one you want to confide in. Just don't think of me as your brother, and I can only tolerate hearing about your Unemployed Outlaw Biker boyfriend that treats you like crap for so long. I want you to be happy. Doesn't that make me way better than him?? Oh and if it will help, I can get arrested, get some tattoos, maybe some weird piercings. Whatever. You know me, I'm here for you.

I believe life is too short to miss out on things. Not like crazy, life-endangering things, but just normal things. Friends, possible romances, travelling, etc.

I really like to travel. I have been to every US state except one, so it is time to start heading outside the borders. A few places I want to go are Ireland, Australia, China, and back to Japan again. Maybe if I get arrested in another country, I will be even cooler!
What I’m doing with my life
Preparing for prison. Did that work? Are you more interested now? If I am unemployed and want to crash on your couch will that help? Need to work on my "rebel-I'm-too-cool-for-this-place" image a bit still.

I am always trying to learn new things. House remodeling and repairs seem to be one I am learning lately ( I get bored with the way things are and change them up a lot).
I’m really good at


Being like everyone else and fiddling with my phone when I don't know what else to do (what did we EVER do at airports before Blackberrys/iPhones?).

Roaming Toys R Us and being really bummed I am not 14.

Roaming Best Buy and being glad I have a job and am NOT 14.

Roaming Carmax and wishing I had a better paying job.

Of course, after I am out of prison, I will be good at being "The Bad Boy"!
The first things people usually notice about me
My quick wit, and very blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: I like movies. Donnie Darko, Caddyshack, Most John Cusack movies, loved How to Train Your Dragon, and most Disney movies are some of my favorites. Love Actually is one of my favorites. It also seems to cause my eyes to drain water.
Books: For some reason, I still think Pop-Up books are really cool. The work and imagination that go into them are impressive. Of course, I like a lot of regular books too.

TV: Weeds, True Blood, Family Guy, How I met Your Mother, Dexter, etc. I also believe that Reality TV will be cause of the end of the world, as people continue to get dumber and dumber as they continue to watch it :)

Music: I like a lot of different music, but a lot of it is music my friends refer to as “Bubble Gum Pop” (Lots of British groups, Top 40, 80s stuff, etc). But, I also like a lot of classic rock, even a little country now and then.

Food: I am a bit of a picky eater. If you like it, there’s a good chance I don’t. But don’t worry, we will work around that!
Six things I could never do without
1. My friends and family
2. My car
3. My job
4. Travel
5. The internet
6. Diet Dr. Pepper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the choices I have made have brought me to where I am. What is ahead, and who will be involved in my life at the time. Past relationships and people and how things might be different with just a different word, or event, or conversation. And if I left the iron on...

I have also started to think about the fact that I always seem to look at the same profiles on here over and over. Am I the only one that does that?
On a typical Friday night I am
Expanding my mind with interesting and stimulating new experiences that broaden my view of the world, as well as make me respect nature, science, and just the overall awe of life. Or, at a movie or somewhere with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am up front. Sometimes it throws people. I tell it like it is, most of the time.
You should message me if
If you made it to here in my profile...that means you at least enjoyed the read. Get to know me, before I go to prison. I really am a nice guy.
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