34Indianapolis, United States
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My self-summary
I like to get in discussions with friends/strangers about important things such as why Gene Wilder and Mel Brooks make up the best Actor/Director duo ever (Johnny Depp and Tim Burton a rather close second), or why pepperoni is the greatest of all pizza topings. (You know, the things that matter in life.)

Sarcasm is my bread and butter when it comes to joking around, or just having a friendly conversation. It varies from a little too subtle to caked on obvious.

I'm a huge sports fan (both watching and playing), but for some reason never really get into basketball (and I'm surprised they allow me to still live in Indiana in spite of that). I'm a big football (Packers) and baseball (Brewers) fan. (Can you tell I grew up in Milwaukee?) I also enjoy watching hockey even though I can barely skate.

I'm always up for the random road trip, be it just a quick day trip or a week long affair. I don't nearly take enough of these anymore, and am hoping to find somebody who enjoys the fun in them too.

For those of you who might be easily impressed, then let me direct you to my finer qualifications:
Minority owner of a pro sports team
Guinness World Record Holder
Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year
Charter Member of the Intergalactic Krewe of Chewbaccus

TL;DR - I am acerbic, ambiguous, aloof, and an alliteration addict (not so much on that last part).
What I’m doing with my life
Working in a mansion that may or may not be haunted by ghosts and spirits.

Pondering age-old questions such as; How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
I’m really good at
Attempting to be sarcastic & witty (with varying degrees of success).

Making obscure references over the course of a given conversation.

Over-thinking things is a specialty of mine.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I try to drop pop culture references like it's hot.

Also, I have a bitchy-resting-face. I promise I'm probably not angry, upset, or even sad. My face just looks like that normally.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Wonka, Holy Grail, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Amelie, Finding Forrester, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Blazing Saddles, Cashback, Dead Poets Society, Muppet Christmas Carol, among many others.

Music: Goldfinger, The Decemberists, Alkaline Trio, The Format, Straylight Run, Flogging Molly, the Tossers, Sufjan Stevens, Frank Turner, Trampled by Turtles, The Head and the Heart.

Books: Shadow of the Wind, The Five People you Meet in Heaven, The Gun Seller, Theodore Rex, Denis Lehane novels, City of Thieves, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Mike Mulligan and his Steam Shovel. I tend to read a lot of memoirs, biographies, and historical fiction, but also enjoy a good detective novel too.

Shows: Archer, Franklin & Bash, Suits, How I met your Mother, Big Bang Theory, Castle, Scandal, Newsroom, Sports Night, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.

Food: Haggis, Lutefisk, Pepperoni, Lefse, Cream Puffs, Rubens, Sushi, Phở. There isn't much in the way of food that I don't like, and I'm always a fan of trying something new.
Six things I could never do without
Bad Puns (is there such a thing as a good pun?)
Rainy Days
My glasses
A good single malt Scotch (neat)
My passport
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I can find a flux capacitor.

How better off America would be without the "2 party system" controlling politics.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not what you would call a "strong swimmer" and never really learned how to swim; this does not change the fact that I miss not having a lake/beach near by.

Also, I'm a couchsurfer and tend to use that on vacations when I can make it work.
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