We like old man card games, seriously time consuming board games, and "playing fetch" with Sir Frederick Randolph Jackson III, Duke of East Bay (he never brings the ball back.)
He totally brings the ball back now! Usually.
Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts
Staying indoors all day
Taking ridiculously long walks, sometimes accidentally
She's tiny with a perfect, heart-shaped ass and the ability to stop traffic and elicit indecent proposals from strangers.
The Black Keys
Comfort food done right
blankets, long walks on the beach, and lying.
She says: baked goods, milk to drink while I eat them, mind-altering substances, cat naps, and conditioner.
+ you don't mind a little awkwardness
+ you're a little awkward
+ you'd rather get dirty hiking than on a dance floor
+ you think we're sexy
+ you like to do weird stuff in the bedroom (not pee stuff, you little nasty.)
++ you're that elusive unicorn so many girls believe don't exist, but they do. she should know; she used to be a unicorn but now she's a unipeg.
- you dislike dogs or cats
- you are a 'juggalette'
- you're a creepy guy
- you're a creepy girl (you know who you are!)
- you are or are affiliated in any intimate way with law enforcement
- you're not open to adventures including but not limited to new experiences, foods, etc.