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My self-summary
I'm quiet, but sarcastic. I have opinions, but I *usually* keep 'em to myself. I'm fairly simple, not high maintenance. I'm grounded, I've got brains, I work hard for what I've got, and I'm hard headed, but passionate about what I believe in. I have been known to have a bit of a wild streak that comes out every now and then. I love to get dressed up an go out occasionally, but I'm also perfectly happy in my jeans, t-shirt, and ball cap. And yes, I can bait my own hook. I can also change my own oil!

I tend to quote movie lines and song lyrics randomly even though most of the time my friends don't get it. And then I have to explain it. And then that just ruins the whole thing.

I am 110% REAL, what you see is what you get!

I'm not really sure what it is exactly that I am looking for. I think I'm hoping it will just reach out and slap me in the face as soon as I find it, and then that's when I will know, ya know? Intellectual conversation is a big plus. I mean, if you can't capitalize your own name or form a complete sentence, you don't use your spell check and at least some punctuation, if you don't know the difference between you, your, and you're; to, too, and two; there, their and they're, or the proper use of a and an, I'm telling you right now, we will never make it! I'm not a grammar Nazi, but I am an English major and I will silently judge you! :)There's nothing that is more annoying than a ten line mssg that is one long run-on sentence!

I'm a sucker for a man with a great smile, a big heart and hard working hands, a real man that can show me his mama taught him right about how to treat a women!....HOWEVER, if in your pic you are wearing a ghetto wife-beater and/or holding a gun of any kind or your username has anything about certain body parts being of a particular size and what you want to do with it, the #s 6 and 9 in any combination, or "4U" on the end (I think you catch my drift) I will ask nicely just the one time....please move on!

50 random things about me:
I like playing in the rain, especially jumping in puddles
I love to dance
I hate the mall
I love cheesecake
I like red wine and I like beer, but never ever together
I hate liars and hypocrites
I like the Dallas Cowboys
I hate picky eaters
I love kissing
I like hi-heels but I hate pantyhose
I love forensic science
I like spicy food
I hate the wind
I like to write but hate to edit
I love the smell of lavender and fresh cut grass
I like those 3-D art pictures that u have to stare @ for 5 mins before u see it
I love flip-flops (even in winter)
I hate doing dishes
I love puppy breath
I like for things to match
I hate mornings and alarm clocks
I love walking barefoot in soft green grass
I hate mosquitoes even though they love me
I like Jack Daniels
I love 80's music
I hate stupid people
I love the color green
I hate to be cold
I love Lay's Jalapeno Kettle Cooked potato chips
I hate people who pretend to be drunk when they are not or pretend they are not when they are
I love McD's french fries
I like to vacuum
I love sarcasm, I'm very fluent in it
I hate talkin on the phone but I like to text
I love fishin in the dark
I hate the color pink, we do not get along at all
I love tattoos and piercings (in moderation and in certain places)
I like to paint
I love dimples and laugh lines
I like cold pizza for breakfast
I like trucks as opposed to cars
I love Dr Pepper
I like goatees and side burns but I hate the "soul patch" thing
I hate changing light bulbs
I like peanut butter and jelly mixed together on a spoon
I love to take pictures but hate having mine taken
I like dragonflies and monkeys
I like yellow roses instead of red, but carnations are my favorite
I hate cheep trash bags
I like gummy worms but not gummy bears because those are just plain weird
I love to laugh and I tend to even if its not that funny or if it happened yesterday

I am smart, sarcastic, and perfectly imperfect.
What I’m doing with my life
Contemplating quitting my job so I can write a book. But for now, it's school and work. And homework!
I’m really good at
Creative writing
Fixing things- took a coffee pot and a washing machine apart once and only had few pieces left over ;) lol
Words w/ Friends
The first things people usually notice about me
The back side
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Action, Drama, Comedy-absolutely anything with Vin Diesel! Lonesome Dove=Greatest movie of all time! The Goonies, August Rush, The Notebook, A Beautiful Mind

TV: Fringe, CSI, Alias, Law & Order, Lie to Me, Criminal Minds, One Tree Hill, NCIS, White Collar, Burn Notice, Without a Trace, In Plain Sight (this is were the Netflix comes in handy!)

Books: Crime drama, true crime, historical fiction. Currently working on a translation of the 6th century philosopher, Boethius, The Consolation of Philosophy. Simply fascinating!

Music: Alternative, 80's, Texas Country, of course any of these in LIVE form is even better....Just about everything really, I'm a chronic channel surfer and a download junkie....My Pandora only has about 50 or so stations, including but not limited to: Daughtry, My Darkest Days, Jimmy Eat World, All American Rejects, I could go on but I'll leave it at that for now :)

Food: Mexican, a good ol' American Bacon Cheeseburger, extra bacon, hold the cheese, or a nice medium rare steak 'n taters will suite me just fine.
Six things I could never do without
Dr Pepper
Chips n Hot Sauce (that's what I call 'Soul Food')
Audio Books
Fuzzy slippers (what? I'm a summer baby, I get cold feet!)
Oh and Netflix, gotta have my Netflix! Shut up, don't judge me!
Yea that was more than six...sue me! Ha
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's for dinner and where's my happy ending?
On a typical Friday night I am
Cleaning house......whoohoo, aren't I a big ol' ball of fun!?!?! haha
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The whole finding a mate thing is by far harder than finding a house or a job and I have this site bookmarked under the "Entertainment" folder.
You should message me if
If you can form a complete sentence with some form of punctuation, you think we have a few things in common or if you would like to know more about me after you have read my profile, in it's entirety, (including the Journal portion and not just look @ the pictures). If you maybe want to eventually meet for coffee and have a good ol' intellectual conversation about nothin at all or grab a beer, some wings and a Cowboys' game @ Hooters.
The two of us