26 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Looking for a partner in crime! I'm planning to rob the Chase bank on 23rd and 8th and need someone who can drive stick!

But in the daytime I'm masquerading as an analyst at a large website that you may have heard of. And then at night I'm also masquerading as a comedian. And then on the weekend I go to masquerade parties.

Aquarius, ENTP, Horse, Eagle, Team Edward, Savory snacks, TP Over, Inbox Zero
What I’m doing with my life
Freelancing or writing or performing.
I’m really good at
-Figuring out which two celebrities' love baby that person looks like.
-Figuring out which actor that is in the thing we're currently watching.
-Stalking celebrities.
The first things people usually notice about me
My meticulously well-groomed bedhead.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
encyclopedia brown
that one book about the sidewalk
The six things I could never do without
-Buying a nice nalgene water bottle and then losing it within a week.
-Headphones and then losing them within a two weeks.
-Chapstick and then losing them within an hour.
-Money and then losing it by the time I get to the bank.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- how small changes can influence how people act.
- breakfast sandwiches
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to find the perfect mix of hole-in-the-wall-but-still-very-delicious-but-no-one-knows-about-it restauraunt.
You should message me if
-You also overuse slashes/ (/).
-You like brunch (yeah I'm super picky sorry)
-You think you know of a ramen place in NYC that is better than this one place I know in Boston.