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My self-summary
I'm a Ginger, in the Army, and I'm never naked; I'm tattooed. Besides that I'm sarcastic and funny and I have an opinion on everything and I will share it with you. I'm honest, too honest; ask a direct question and you'll get straightforward answer. I'm extroverted and I talk to everyone like I've known them forever. I moved out when I was 17, went to a university in Daytona Beach Florida, got hit by 3 major hurricanes while in the plywood state, moved back to NYC, touched strangers packages for a living at UPS, joined the Army, was in South Carolina, Arizona, Louisiana, Kentucky, Rhode Island, New Jersey, an 11 month deployment to Middle Earth, and now back in mostly back in New York except for when I get sent places for work. Usually only out of the NYC area a weekend to a few weeks a year because of work. I'm independent, but I've got a good group of core friends I can fall back on, my friends are family to me. My last relationship was a non-monogamous/polyamorous relationship; I do not know what kind of relationship I want in the future. If I left anything out feel free to ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Being a concert/stand-up junkie, hanging out with my friends and enjoying life.
Seeing where life, my friends, or the Army will take me to next.
I’m really good at
Martial arts, football, baseball, drawing, biking, playing bass, singing karaoke (mostly poorly), dancing, listening, making bad puns and sarcastic comments.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes, ink and my being a quick witted Ginger.

That I put a lot of words on this profile.

You tell me, what did you notice?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire: (A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows, A Dance with Dragons), Every Day is an Atheist Holiday!, God, no!, Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction: Build Implements of Spitball Warfare, The God Delusion, Fight Club, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, George Carlin Last Words, American Gods, The Hunger Games, The Pendragon Cycle, Millennium series: (The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, The Girl Who Played With Fire, The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet's Nest), Nothing's Sacred, Animorphs, Lone Survivor, America: The Book, The Punisher, The Book of Five Rings,The Art of War, The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Deception Point, The Painted Bird, Brave New World, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Flowers for Algernon, comics, philosophy, science, etc

Movies: In Bruges, Fight Club, Hot Fuzz, Warrior, Snatch, Donnie Darko, Requiem for a Dream, Friday the 13th, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Shaun of the Dead, Run Fatboy Run, Paul, The World's End, Warrior, Red Belt, The Salton Sea, Taken, Equilibrium, Pride and Glory, The Kingdom, Here comes the Boom, The World's End, Thank You for Smoking, 21 Jump Street, Hot Tub Time Machine, Horrible Bosses, Wreck-it Ralph, Saw, Law Abiding Citizen, Kick-Ass, Thor, Transformers, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Punisher: War Zone, Iron Man, Hulk, Marvel Movies, Batman: The Dark Knight, We Own the Night, 300, Watchmen, The Boondock Saints, Avatar, Planet of the Apes, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, The Girl Who Played With Fire and The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet's Nest (Swedish versions). Horror films or suspense movies, comic book movies and so many other movies.

Shows: UFC, Mets Baseball, Packers/Dolphins Football and Devils/Rangers Hockey; other than live sports I don't watch a lot of TV and I don't watch TV by myself, I catch up with Netflix and DVDs when I'm with friends.Vikings, Game of Thrones, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, Cosmos, Archer, Orange is the new Black, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Weeds, The Daily Show, 24, The Walking Dead, The Colbert Report, Family Guy, Root of all evil?, The Sarah Conner Chronicles, House, Blue Mountain State, The Simpsons, Prison Break, Married... with Children.

Comedians: Mitch Hedberg, George Carlin, Greg Giraldo, Lewis Black, Joe Rogan, Bill Burr, so many more. Any comedian in the movie or who tells the joke "The Aristocrats".

Games:The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim, Oblivion and Morrowind, Fallout 4, Fallout: New Vegas, Fallout 3, X-COM 2, Super Smash Bros., UFC Undisputed, Sid Meier's Civilization, Counter Strike: Source.

Podcasts: Penn's Sunday School, The Joe Rogan Experience, Dan Carlin's Hardcore History, Common Sense with Dan Carlin, Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social, Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast, Star Talk with Neil Degrasse Tyson, Hello from the Magic Tavern, the Adventure Zone, Skeptics Guide to the Universe

Music: Rage Against The Machine, The Beastie Boys, Offspring, System of a Down, The Bloodhound Gang, Flogging Molly, Tool, Blink-182, Tom Morello, Scars on Broadway, Buckcherry, Immortal Technique, Wu-Tang Clan, AC/DC, Guns N' Roses, Finger Eleven, American Hi-Fi, One Day As A Lion, Ozzy Osbourne, The Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, The Roots, Inner Party System, The Bravery, Nine Inch Nails, Smashing Pumpkins, Mudvayne, Bowling For Soup, Korn, Linkin Park, Queen, Pink Floyd, Sublime, 311, Soundgarden, Shinedown, 3 Doors Down, Simple Plan, Yellowcard, t.A.T.u., Metallica, Ra, Alice in Chains, Foo Fighters, Drowning Pool, Trapt, Seether, Artic Monkeys, Disturbed, AFI, Prodigy, Sum 41, The Arcade Fire, Kings Of Leon, The Raconteurs, Kerli, Jewel, Three Days Grace, Green Day, Weezer, Taking Back Sunday, Audioslave, Avenged Sevenfold, Beck, Blue October, Coldplay, A Fine Frenzy, Nirvana, P.O.D., Stone Temple Pilots, Puddle of Mudd, Honey, Honey, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Van Halen, Willie Nelson, Coheed and Cambria, Meatloaf, My Morning Jacket, Love and Rockets, MGMT, Kraftwerk, Vampire Weekend, Verve, Death Cab for Cutie, Flyleaf, The New Pornographers, Silversun Pickups, Sonic Youth, Yeva, Man Man, Kate Nash, Slightly Stupid, Black Lips, Chiodos, My Chemical Romance, A Tribe Called Quest, KRS-One, Last Emperor, DJ Shadow, DJ Mehdi, MSTRKRFT, Justice, Girl Talk, Felix Da Housecat, Paul van Dyke, Serj Tankian, Cypress Hill, Scroobius Pip, Everlast, all kinds of rock music, some hip-hop, this list can go on forever.
I have seen more than two thirds of this list live. Most of the bands that I haven't seen I've seen their side project, part of the band or the surviving members perform.

Food: American, Polish, German, Italian, Mexican and Spanish foods. Spicy foods, Peanut Butter, Cheddar, Mac' N' Cheese, Creamed Spinach, Steak/Burgers(rare/bloody), Pierogi, Kielbasa, Sauerbraten, Steak tar-tar, all pasta, tacos, rice & beans, hot sauce, etc
Six things I could never do without
My friends, podcasts/music, working out, art, food, and sarcasm.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My friends, current events, the universe, science, philosophy, psychology, religion, politics, anything and everything, I never stop thinking.


OKCupid related :
How people from far away arrived at my page?
How people could believe the Sun is smaller than the Earth?
What would it be like to have a civil discussion with someone with a very high enemy percentage?
Is it as horrible for women on this site as some of your profiles make it seem?
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm usually at work, or going to sleep early because I have to wake up 0-dark-30 to get to work. If I'm not in working then I'm with friends hanging out locally, or I was able to get them out we're at a concert or seeing some stand up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Anything just ask
I'm an open book, I'll talk about anything.
But here are some random things I'll admit on the internet.
I thought Buffalo and Chicago were states when I was 4ish.
I waited 'til I was 21 to drink, I wasn't sure I ever would. I then discovered what 151 was and that I have a high tolerance. Now I only drink occasionally.
I can dream lucidly; it's still mostly about being a superhero, sometimes villain, or being in a post apocalyptic/zombie universe or whatever awesome book/movie universe I'm currently into, though occasionally it's talking to dead relatives or working out problems that arise in life.
You should message me if
You don't mind me not knowing what I want out of a future relationship yet.
You're not afraid to say "hi!" first.
The two of us