Humanist, comedian, amateur masseuse.
I want to take you to the zoo.
Looking for someone to spend some time with, have a few beers with.
Making friends with people in line.
Turning texts into limericks and poems, I like gettin' fancy with my words.
Movies: Wes Anderson/Bill Murray (Because, come on)
Go get some Rosemary, Filth and Wisdom, Love and other Drugs, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Die Hard, True Romance, The Puffy Chair.
I love superheros, hate superhero moneygrabs.
Music: Trampled by Turtles, Sylvan Esso, Cold Wars Kids, The Avett Brothers, Feist, Jay-Z, PAPA, The Smiths. If I like it, I like it.
Show: Adventure Time, Mad Men, Shameless and No Reservations.
Food: I try to keep away from meals that are mostly brown. Love beets, horchata, and fried cheese curds. Not together, but I wouldn't be against it.
I've got a bit of a superiority complex, but I'm WORKING on it.
Don't bother if you:
Aren't over your ex
Have an obsessive relationship with your pet
Think 'A Knight's Tale' is a romantic comedy
'Don't care about politics stuff.'
Don't know what stars are made of
Use hashtags seriously