tylershoe
25 Colorado Springs, United States
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My self-summary
(I desperately need to re-write this, but it takes time and effort and I just can't be bothered right now.)

Moving from California to Colorado Springs in October.

Humanist, comedian, amateur masseuse.
Looking for someone to spend some time with, have a few beers with.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently going to school to work on computer systems. Mostly likely graduating early then on to the workforce :D Again :D
I’m really good at
Dogs.
Suggesting beers.
Cash Cab.
Patterns.
Making friends with people in line.
Turning texts into limericks and poems, I like gettin' fancy with my words.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hair, always the hair, or my extremely dry wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Movies: Wes Anderson/Bill Murray (Because, come on)
Go get some Rosemary, Filth and Wisdom, Love and other Drugs, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Die Hard, True Romance, The Puffy Chair.
I love superheros, hate superhero moneygrabs.

Music: Trampled by Turtles, Sylvan Esso, Cold Wars Kids, The Avett Brothers, Feist, Jay-Z, PAPA, The Smiths. If I like it, I like it.

Show: Adventure Time, Mad Men, Shameless and No Reservations.

Food: I try to keep away from meals that are mostly brown. Love beets, horchata, and fried cheese curds. Not together, but I wouldn't be against it.
The six things I could never do without
Nice Shoes
Podcasts
Ear plugs
Fancy Beers
Hippies
Constructive Criticism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Great Man Theory
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing cool guy stuff with my friends, drinking wine with my mom, bettering myself on the internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Inside this rugged manly exterior beats the heart of a 12 year old boy.
I've got a bit of a superiority complex, but I'm WORKING on it.
You should message me if
You're funny. Actually funny.

Don't bother if you:
Aren't over your ex
Have an obsessive relationship with your pet
Think 'A Knight's Tale' is a romantic comedy
'Don't care about politics stuff.'
Don't know what stars are made of
Use hashtags seriously
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