25 Colorado Springs, United States
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My self-summary
Just moved to CO from CA, because California is too hot and expensive and my best friend wasn't using all of his house.

I'm looking for a woman who could be mistaken for Chun Li, who smells nice (negotiable), and will call me out on my shit.

What I’m doing with my life
Focusing on finding what makes me happy. Whether that's playing music or talking to pretty people or picking my nose.
I’m really good at
Suggesting beers.
Cash Cab.
Making friends with people in line.
Turning texts into limericks and poems, I like gettin' fancy with my words.
The first things people usually notice about me
My dry wit, most likely.
This is a weird question to answer. It should be phrased "How would you ideally like to be received?"

I'm slowly learning to realx again, so that's usually pretty apparent. I'm not overly intense, but I do come off as unnecessarily nervous. Think Hugh Grant without the accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Movies: Wes Anderson/Bill Murray (Because, come on)
Go get some Rosemary, Filth and Wisdom, Love and other Drugs, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Die Hard, True Romance, The Puffy Chair.
I love superheros, hate superhero moneygrabs.

Music: Trampled by Turtles, Sylvan Esso, Cold Wars Kids, The Avett Brothers, Feist, Jay-Z, PAPA, The Smiths. If I like it, I like it.

Show: Adventure Time, Mad Men, Shameless and No Reservations.

Food: I try to keep away from meals that are mostly brown. Love beets, horchata, and fried cheese curds. Not together, but I wouldn't be against it.
The six things I could never do without
Nice Shoes
Ear plugs
Fancy Beer
Constructive Criticism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Great Man Theory
Whether I should be on a dating site
What am I doing?
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing cool guy stuff with my friends, drinking wine with my mom, bettering myself on the internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Inside this rugged manly exterior beats the heart of a 12 year old boy.
I've got a bit of a superiority complex, but I'm WORKING on it.
I'm good at loving people , but I don't seem to be very good at relationships.
You should message me if
You're funny. Actually funny.

Don't bother if you:
Aren't over your ex
Have an obsessive relationship with your pet
Think 'A Knight's Tale' is just another romantic comedy
'Don't care about politics stuff.'
Don't know what stars are made of
Use hashtags seriously