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My self-summary
After reading a few profiles of women on here, I've decided to start only posting self-shot pictures of me shirtless. It's clearly what the ladies want.

Just kidding! I can't believe some guys do that.

If I were a handbag, I would be your fancy Hermes (you know, the one that's reserved for special occasions) but I could also be your 4 year-old Coach purse that is perfectly sized to carry your work and personal stuff. :P

Disclaimer: I try to respond to all the messages I get but as I'm not permanently glued to my computer it sometimes takes me a few days.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a chemist in pharmaceutical development. I love all things science, philosophy, adventures, and impromptu rapping. I am perfecting my cooking skills, working on keeping a healthy body and healthy mind, following the paleo diet. I make the best carnitas you'll ever have. I'm a badass taco chef during the week, and a skirt steak master on weekends.I'm a celiac and haven't had anything with gluten in it for four years, and thus have learned to really enjoy cooking.

I've been playing guitar for 12 years and love most styles. I'm especially interested in learning how to merge jazz and metal into a new awesome style! I'm currently trying to learn more jazz technique.

This past year I started training heavily in Krav Maga, which is a self defense style created in Israel. I'm really avid about it and devote a large portion of my time to learning it. It's an awesome workout and the feeling you get after a session is addictive as a drug and I encourage you all to try it out.

Cloning a whooly mammoth
I’m really good at
Rapping, playing guitar, creative discussions, Surviving in the outdoors, Swimming, hand stands, making steak, guacamole, bigfoot calls, T Rex impressions, Russian accents, being
The first things people usually notice about me
My butt, I always catch girls staring at it a lot. I want girls that like me for my personality not for my body!!!!!! I hate being treated like a piece of meat! :P

My curly hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: My passion, I love many genres ranging from Jazz to metal.

Food: Paleo dishes! Been gluten free and dairy free for 2 years now.

Books: Guns, Germs, and Steel, Brief history of time, anything Science related I enjoy reading. I am a big fan of personal growth as well and strive to maximize the extent to which I can learn.

Movies and TV: Inspiring Documentaries are my favorite. TED talks, Survivorman, Sopranos, Sons of Anarchy, NOVA, Seinfeld, South Park, Married with Children. Oh yea, Bigfoot documentaries are pretty funny to watch as well.
Six things I could never do without
Friends and Family
That's none of your business ;)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Living in the present moment.

"Don't sweat the petty stuff, and don't pet the sweaty stuff."
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I walk around like a dinosaur once a day.


I keep reading this sentence as, "the most PIRATE thing I'm willing to admit." Yarr.

Sometimes I sleep outside, no hobo.
You should message me if
Message me if you want to. But this is the women I typically date.

Attractive, independent, mature yet playful, witty.

Educated, into a healthy lifestyle, and open to new adventures. She has passion for life and would rather discuss ideas and events than people. She is intriguing and can show me something new. I enjoy a challenge.

You've seen bigfoot and want to find him with me and/or believe in ghosts and want to go ghost hunting with a pack of ciders.

You love the mountains, camping, bonfires, being in the outdoors, and swimming in rivers.

You know how to juggle, play an instrument, laugh, and walk on a tight rope.

You love animals and have a pet mountain lion and/or grizzly bear

Okay, all nonsense aside if you think this is you or you are just an awesome person in general, then you should message me.
The two of us