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My self-summary
While I'm pretty sure that most of you are only going to look at the pictures, I figured I would write something about myself for those of you who actually read these profiles.

It's really hard to describe yourself seriously on here, but will give it a go. I'm a special ed. teacher (SEIT), who is down to earth and sincere. I've also been told I'm a combination of fun, sweet, sassy, and a little sarcastic. Moslty by my friends, but they could be lying right? I'll let you figure that out.

I also love witty banter and a good sense of humor. I have a pretty serious job and while I love it, I try to find the humorous side in everything. Life is serious enough right?

Like most everyone else on here, I like spending time with family and friends. Also, I like to travel, Central Park of course, music/concerts, tv/movies, dinner/brunch. Last but certainly not least, I'm a fan of The Orioles, Mets, Knicks and Terps basketball.

I can't believe I have to say this, but it keeps coming up. I'm not looking for a pen pal, just sexting, flakes, or guys with fomo (it's what the kids say right?).
What I’m doing with my life
See above
I’m really good at
Ha, seriously?
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My DVR -which is only how I can manage to watch this long list. Here are just a few:

Orphan Black, Halt and Catch Fire, Silicon Valley, Luther, Catastrophe, Last Week Tonight, Curb, Louie
(hope the latter two come back) , You're The Worst, Bill Maher, , 60 Minutes, BBC World News, Morning Joe, Meet the Press (I miss Tim Russert). Anything Chris Rock, Ricky G, or Louie. BBC-A shows-The In Betweeners, Friday Night Dinner, Graham Norton.

Honorable mentions go out to Jon Stewart, Colbert, The West Wing, Seinfeld, Friends, and The Office reruns.

Daily: The New York Times, The Washington Post, Twitter (great news aggregate not for tweeting)

Recently: Johnathon Tropper books.

Last year: The Art of Racing in the Rain, The Curious Incident of the Dog, and some ridiculous Chic Lit

Honorable mentions go out to Jane Eyere, Atticus Finch, Holden Caulfield, and The Women.

Movies: Not that many great ones recently. Philomemenia, August: Osage County, American Hustle, The Way Way Back, Perks of Being A Wall Flower.

Old Favorites: Usual Suspects, Trainspotting, Swingers, Chasing Amy, Blazing Saddles, Ted, Old School, Superbad, Bridget Jones, The Big Lobowski

Music: I am pretty eclectic and have been to a fair amount of concerts. Just too many to list. I do love the Beastie Boys.

Food: American, Italian, Mexican, Pizza, Sushi, Thai, Pizza. I mean it's NYC how do you choose?

I think this is the one section you can usually tell you a lot about a person.
The six things I could never do without
1) Water/Tea (I drink a lot of it)
2) lip balm
3) sunscreen
4) DVR
5) fruit
6) something to read
7) also humor because fruit/water really doesn't count right?
These are kind of basic, but you know what did you expect me to say?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A lot is too strong of a word for any of these.

1) Why is this taking so long to fill out...

2) Why Time Warner cable costs so much and never works (really not a lot of time)

3) Will I ever find the time to learn the guitar?
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably out to dinner with friends/family or in my comfy clothes on my couch hanging out watching Bill Maher or with Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ha! It's not that easy....
You should message me if
You're a funny, self-aware, intelligent, tall laid back, good guy possibly with a bit of an edge (sarcastic witty banter is a plus). You're not looking for a text/sext pen pal. You're not a flake such a turn off.

Or you want to. You never know.