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My self-summary
From Seattle, went to OSU, been up and down this coast a bit, living in Portland now. Loving it here.
What I’m doing with my life
Kicking butt in IT sales. Love my job, love my company, love my coworkers. I plan on saving a decent amount for some long-term trip to another continent.

When it's nice out, I'm playing soccer, kickball (sloshball!), and paintball. During the summer I hike, fish, camp, and drink beer. During the winter, I snowboard...and drink beer. You had better be into at least 2 or 3 of these things, or open to trying them.

At home, I'm usually listening to music, playing guitar, singing and annoying my roommates, or playing computer games with them.

I love beer. I love trying all kinds and I brew my own!
I’m really good at
Smiling, typing, making you feel like a dork, meeting new people, and being down for anything on a night out.
The first things people usually notice about me
High energy, easily entertained, and playfully offensive humor. If you're new to the group, I'll probably be trying to include you...by insulting you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Catcher in the Rye, The Great Gatsby, Harry Potter.

Movies: Big Fish, Gladiator, Good Will Hunting, 500 Days of Summer, Toy Story 3, This Is The End, Tropic Thunder, Rock n Rolla, Moulin Rouge.

Shows: It's Always Sunny, Arrested Development, Community (just the first 2 seasons), 30 Rock, The Wire, Game of Thrones, Futurama, Family Guy, Simpsons, Workaholics, Stargate SG-1 (holla!), Battlestar Galactica, Archer.

Food: Friggin' anything. I love trying new food. Shoutout to pho, italian cuisine, and sushi.
Six things I could never do without
-Bodies of water
-Friends & Family
-Travel destinations.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Music, traveling, weekends, work, and why the crows outside my window are so effing loud.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends, having people over, playing guitar, playing computer games, or crying naked in the bath with a cold shower on and a half-empty bottle of vodka in my hand.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love karaoke but have to get quite a few beers in me before I'll do it.
You should message me if
You're fun, motivated, know the difference between "your " and "you're", duckface isn't your go-to pose, nor is the peace sign, and you've got a wicked sense of humor. Also, yes, you're on OkCupid. If that's your most private admission, then you're boring.

Bonus points for actual nerds.
The two of us